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Rodney

What up Rodney
by That2Head January 30, 2019
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Rodney

v. To guzzle both cum and feces simultaneously.

n. Someone who performs this act.
After having his boss shit in his mouth, he waited for him to cum in it too before swallowing to be a true rodney.
by Smut Mufin April 24, 2011
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Rodney

A person with an unbelievably small Penis, and can't get Laid.
by Tthebigdigboi October 26, 2018
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Rodney King

The excessive ass-kicking off another player in Halo by utilizing the melee attack.
Anakin just Rodney King'ed fr3sh2d3a7h!
by King Nothing June 11, 2006
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rodney kinged

to recieve an "ass kickin'" after a police pursuit. either on foot or in a vehicle
"WHEN" we catch that guy, he's gonna get "rodney kinged"!!!
by carl June 29, 2003
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Rodney

A middle-aged pedophile who lives in his mother's basement while watching Miley Cyrus videos.
That dude is such a fucking rodney, hes a fucking disgrace, one should tie him to the floor and allow the death rabbits to eat him.
by Obregon December 17, 2008
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rodneyed

To be rodneyed is to be in the state of lethargy and intense laziness following the initial high resulting from smoking large amounts of Marijuana. Characterized by the inability to get of the couch and finding it hard to even move around on the couch to get more comfortable.

Origin: Some friends discovered a mouse in their university dorm room, this mouse was named rodney. Being students it only seemed right to conduct an experiment on the effects of marijuana on a rodent. Prior to exposure the mouse ran around and showed alot of activity. Post marijuana smoke gas chamber it would cling to a sock and not move for several hours, even if the sock were turned upside down and shaken. Then one day rodney was allowed out of his bucket sober and proceded to run directly of the fire escape and fell 5 stories to his death.

It is in his honor that the term rodney was coined to fill a void in smoking vocab.
"Dude, you've sat on that couch and watched the discovery channel for 3 hours, your so rodneyed."

"Man, can you get the remote? I know it's only 2 feet away but I like really cant get it, i'm too rodneyed."

"I was supposed to go to class, but I was so rodneyed, I just passed out face first on the carpet."
by sjb503 September 29, 2005
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