Roberto

A straight young trap lord with the ability to lay any honey and a sick sense of style

Aw man you see Roberto over there he’s one of a kind he gives not a singular fuck

by NASA 🚀 December 21, 2019

Hamish Robertson

A Southern Softie. Usually likes history.

Hey look, It's Hamish Robertson. Let's beat him up.

by Greatbun October 30, 2018

Roberto Nevilis

That one man we all blame for inventing homework but didn't.

First off, how could he invent homework in 1905 when California passed an act in 1901(that was later removed) that banned homework for children under 15. Secondly, it also couldn't have been in 1095 because photography wasn't even invented till 1826. How do you explain that one black-and-white photo everyone keeps using of him?

Random dude: I don't know who Roberto Nevilis is but Google says he invented homework so I hate him.

by Orchadicus November 22, 2021

Roberto

he is a fucking sketch case and the biigest horn dog around, all he wants is pussy and you should not give in to his sweet talk

a roberto

by Roberto the man of September 30, 2011

Christopher Robertson

A thoughtful boy with a heart of gold. He is easily pressured by life's situations and heavily influenced by the people surrounding him. He has many aspirations and knows how to achieve them. He cherishes those he loves in quirky ways. He is widely loved by close friends and family that can see him for the beautiful person he is.

Christopher Robertson is great in bed

by FormiddaBle April 10, 2015

Roberto Firmino

A Brazilian lesbian who is a false 9/libero/trequarista/inside forward/anchor man/sweeper/inverted full back. Cleans Martial’s shoes. Martial FC is clear.

Roberto Firmino is an absolute nonce.

by EI Dongo May 27, 2020

Roberto

The man who will steal all virginities

fag 1: Have you heard about that roberto guy?
fag 2: yeah, the one who steals virginities?
Roberto: give virginities, virgins
fag 1 and 2: wow

by robertoiswatching February 22, 2019