Ranchovision

RanchoVision :A widespread and contagious ailment found in male students attending Rancho High School. The condition usually starts at the moment the male student steps foot on campus. The interpretation and standards regarding the physical attractiveness in women drops dramatically, causing every female individual to be “hot”, “cute”, "good looking", or "not bad".

For example, prior to “RanchoVision”, a female is rated 5/10 in attractiveness. When “Rancho Vision” is present, the same female is rated 10/10

Trevor: "Bro did you see that girl?"
Luis: "She's not even cute, bro you must being suffering from Ranchovision."
Trevor: "You're right man let's go ride by Palo"

by ARanchoStudent June 28, 2012

rich maserati

Rich Maserati is an American rapper from Detroit, Michigan best known for his debut single "For My Guap".

"Did you hear (Rich Maserati's) new song "For My Guap"

by Formyguap April 18, 2018

Ranch Lumps

The cellulite that is camouflaged by yoga pants or tights.

Bro I thought that thot was gonna be a dime piece pawg but when she got naked It was like and endless landscape of ranch lumps.

by Ranchgirls December 29, 2020

venmo rich

when you have a lot of money in your venmo account

After everyone paid their frat dues last night, I became venmo rich.

by Glutenkilla March 29, 2017

Pesto Ranch

A girl from the country or suburbs who gives it up fast for dudes once she gets to college or the big city.

Hey bro you see how easy it is to get laid with all this fresh pesto ranch around.

by Ranchgirls November 20, 2020

spoiled rich kid

Those douchebags at school whose parents buy them everything their little cold hearts desire. They get all the finer things in life.

"Hey, did you see the Cadillac Tom's parents got him?"

"Yeah. That guy is so spoiled. My parents make me work for what I have. He is such a spoiled rich kid."

by bluntandoffensive November 5, 2013

raincheck

To make a arrangment to do a said activity at another time.

First used when baseball games were rained out and fans were issued vouchers that allowed them to return and watch another game.

Bob was too busy trying to get laid, so he had to take a raincheck on our Halo 2 session.

by Flession February 5, 2005