Rhode Islander

They have annoying accents and are notorious for pronouncing H's when they shouldn't proounced (wHat? wHere? cool wHip).

They are HORRIBLE drivers! They always cut you off, then go extremely slow. They practically stop before turning and roll into a street.

They will all travel on the highway doing the same speed limit (at about 50 MPH) so no one can pass them.

They like to talk alot and don't know when to shut up.

They will drift into another lane without realizing it and take a sharp turn back into their lane.

Damn Rhode Islander! The RIGHT lane is the slow lane, not the LEFT!

by spekled December 21, 2010

rhode island

The state that came out Massachusetts butt hole and the result was Rhode island. A Boring state, with a bunch of corrupt politicians like Buddy cianci( Typical Italian from Rhode island who gives Italians around the country bad names). The capital is Providence, which is a complete dump, the only attraction are the water fires and one good school. The nightlife is very bad, alot of clubs are ghetto and full of Rhode island garbage, only a few decent ones. The state with the highest percentage of Italian descendents of poor peasants from Sicily and southern parts of Italy. Also referred as the ocean state or crap state. full of stupid ghetto kids and lots of ugly girls. Wishes it was as good as Massachusetts

Rhode island sucks, looks like dog poop, horse poop, cat poop

by damaaaaaaaaan October 26, 2006

Rhode Island

The smallest state in the US, it is also known as Conneticut's foreskin

guy1: Dude Rhode Island is so small

guy 2: ik it looks like conneticut's foreskin

by Cockasmall July 3, 2011

Rhode Island

Connecticut's Foreskin. Enough said.

If you look at Connecticut and Rhode Island together, you'll notice that Rhode Island looks like Connecticut's foreskin.

by xxalexawesomexx February 19, 2011

Rhode Island

To small to matter at all.

His dick is so Rhode Island you would never get pregnant.

by TRIzzzo April 27, 2006

Rhode Island Tuxedo

The prefered mode of dress for native Rhode Island men to be worn in any occasion: job interviews, funerals, running errands, going to the gym, etc. It is comprised of a muscle shirt or wife-beater, athletic pants, white sneakers, and a gold chain. Optional accessories include hair gel.

What are you going to wear to Mark's party? Probably just a Rhode Island Tuxedo.

by redguybluestate July 28, 2011

Rhode Island handshake

When a Rhode Island woman (or man) reaches over and grabs your crank through your pants. Although this is common at a strip club, it can also happen at dinner, at a sports game, or in a vehicle.

Woman - Hey big guy, care to have a good time while I grab your crotch?

Man - What is this? A Rhode Island handshake?

by Not from around hea' October 1, 2012