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retro purist

COD Fanboy : Cawl Of Doodie Is Da Bast Gaem Evaaa !
Retro Purist : Sorry But There are Way Better Games Like Pacman
COD Fanboy : Pakman Is GAAAAY !!!1!111!!!!11
by Retro Gaming March 13, 2015
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Retro Toasted

The process that occurs when you toast your bread and save it for a snack later and the toast reverts back to more of a bread-like form.
Cant't wait to eat this sandwich, I even toasted the bread! *pulls out sandwich* Oh darn, my toast has become retro toasted!
by obiwanjabroni27 December 7, 2016
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Retrobituary

When people post or tweet about the death of a celebrity who actually died several years ago as if it just happened.
Did you see that Amanda posted a retrobituary for Harry Morgan? He's been dead for five years!
by MassEK January 25, 2017
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retrauq

My partner is retrauq
my dog is retrauq
fuck it you are not even close to being retrauq
by wtf is wrong with people February 21, 2020
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The Retraction / Retractaballs

The involuntary retraction of the meat of the penis sometimes experienced during and/or after one enjoys a run of long distance; or in extreme conditions. This will often display itself in the form of an excessive presence of foreskin and as has been documented on many occasions an extreme pain experienced in the region of the gouch which can be aggrevated during an apres run shower.

The appearance is also know as 'the turtle neck', 'the flumrunner', 'the lost hot dog' and 'man down'

Symptoms:

An inability to pee straight
A disproportionately large ratio of foreskin to penis
Chaffing around the gouch or, if circumcised, the bell end
Bleeding in the shower if excessive

Cures:
Heat, through masturbation
Heat, through vagina
Heat, through fire
Definition of The Retraction / Retractaballs

"How far have you been today?" "Too far, I've got retractaballs..."

"Oooo, man, thats one hell of a retraction"

"Darren told me to take a look at his turtle neck the other day," "I wondered why...didn't expect him to start stretching his foreskin infront of me, though..."

"Shall we wake up your flumrunner"

"Who ate 'the last hot dog'..."

"Bravo One Two Zero, Over, We have a Man Down...Looks serious, emergency evac. needed."
by bigwillytom January 13, 2013
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N30 R3TR0 CYB3R

Also known as N.R.C-9 (NARC NINE), is a paradigm shift of the past present and future forming one new reality. est. 1.1.2020

it is an amalgamation of the retro past and modern futurism creating this retro modern futuristic timeline. commemorable eras of the 80s, 90s as well as early 2000s come into fruition being reintroduced back into society. Mana (magic) and the Flesh meet with Cybernetics becoming one. technology merging with nature. An astronomical shift in the energy that will awaken the subconscious, an awaking in which "The Video Game" becomes the new reality. that the individuals Level Up and Upgrade their minds, bodies, and spirits.

such anomalies include the rise in non dangerous and digital drug use (vapes) cyberpunk fashion, SWAG-JITSU(future orinetla wear)

aesthetics, neon and glow wear, modifications of retro technologies. the rise in retro gamming. the reuse of older media formats. body modification and DNA alterations. the popularity of Asian cultures such as, Japanese, Korean as well as Chinese. American Indian and European cultures such as Viking and and medieval Anglo-Saxon. the creation of mind enhancement software derived from binaural beats. the philosophizing of multiverses and alternate dimensions/realities. the use of magic and abilities being accessible do to growing technology

A new music Genre that best describes the era Neo Retro (new old)
1. trevor something is N30 R3TR0

2. I like that movies are beginning to be more NEO RETRO

3. CYBERPUNK is N30 R3TR0

4. DUDE that old car that danny fixed up made it Neo Retro

5. i modded , my Sega dream cast with neon lights and added an emulator. its totally N30 R3TR0

6. NRC-9 TH3 FUTUR3 IS R3TR0

7. DUDE these neo retro drugs are awesome

8. dude the past and present becoming one i love N30 R3TR0 CYB3R

9. LEVEL UP NARC-NINE
by Weeabu-Webel-Wawwior November 4, 2021
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flat coated retriver

Omg Lana did you see my new puppy?
No,what about her?
Her name is Stella and she is a flat coated retriver.
by Jæçíìoqb January 6, 2021
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