Retortatus

to retort after being f***ed up the anus

by Anonymous March 12, 2003

Retooted

Way of saying the r word but not secret at all. I swear everyone can understand it you don't need to be a hacker to decide that piece of shit. Like are you retooted?

You are so retooted bub.

by Jamal the ja-balls April 2, 2024

retrotarded

A particularly extreme Mercury Retrograde period, such that even trivial communication fails spectacularly. Packages are delivered incorrectly, e-mailed messages are lost to the electronic void, and civilization crumbles as confused citizens squint, confused and helpless, at text messages that were sent hours late to the wrong person.

A. S. Mercury retrograde ends tonight 11:21 pm PST

Amy A. IMHO, this one has been particularly "retrogrady"!

Chris H. ‎@Amy - I'd go so far as to say "retrotarded".

by jesus_is_lord_of_me December 29, 2010

Rebootitation

1. A time spent for rebooting or relaxing, so that you are prepared for future stress and work.

2. Rejuvenation

3. The act of staying home from school when you are sleep deprived.

Today is my rebootitation day.

by Emmy Pinapple March 16, 2011

Retrotard

Someone so obsessed with retro lifestyle/clothes/games/music ect that nothing else is of any interest. Also spends alot of time on collecting/making/maintaining their "retro lifestyle".

I'm such a retrotard that;
"I only listen to music produced in the 50's - period"
"I'm obsessed with super mario/snake/megaman ect"
"I only buy and own vintage clothing/furniture"
"if it's not older than me - it's crap"

by a true retrotard August 22, 2011

rebooterus

A female's menstual cycle.

I didn't want to get intimate last night. I had just started my rebooterus.

by kujmous December 2, 2013

reboot the system

To kick the shit out of someone in an effort to correct their behavior

Jason was acting like a twat, so I had to reboot the system.

by Guitarplayer4life36 February 4, 2016