noun /ˈæn.ti-rɪˈsɜːtʃ grəˈneɪd/
An object thrown at a person to distract them from the important research they should be doing.
An anti-research grenade should be something irresistibly interesting to a person. It is usually tailored to the persons specific interests. For example you may toss a small puzzle to a fan of riddles and games, or you may toss a light saber pen to a fan of Star Wars.
The victim must be doing research at the time of deployment, or the anti-research grenade will be ineffective.
A successful anti-research grenade should render the victim completely unable to perform any sort of productive activity.
An anti-research grenade is not something that the victim will be forced to spend time on, such as an open container of spaghetti. It should be something that the victim will willingly choose to spend time on so that the blame for their inactivity will ultimately fall upon the victim.
An object thrown at a person to distract them from the important research they should be doing.
An anti-research grenade should be something irresistibly interesting to a person. It is usually tailored to the persons specific interests. For example you may toss a small puzzle to a fan of riddles and games, or you may toss a light saber pen to a fan of Star Wars.
The victim must be doing research at the time of deployment, or the anti-research grenade will be ineffective.
A successful anti-research grenade should render the victim completely unable to perform any sort of productive activity.
An anti-research grenade is not something that the victim will be forced to spend time on, such as an open container of spaghetti. It should be something that the victim will willingly choose to spend time on so that the blame for their inactivity will ultimately fall upon the victim.
I threw a toy car with magnets on the bottom at Aaron and yelled, "anti-research grenade!" It was super effective.
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I did a gentleman’s release earlier and I’m thinking now it may have been a little wet.
I did a gentleman’s release earlier and I’m thinking now it may have been a little wet.
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In the stall of any public restroom begin to fuck a girl in the ass, sit down on the toilet with her on your lap and shit and cum at the same time.
Man! That crazy bitch at the bar last night wanted me to pull off an "Albert Two-holes and the Sweet Release". I'm not sure who's shit I was smelling, mine, hers or the 300lb fatty in the stall next door. Wow, Amazing!! For my first time trying it, it was a sweet release!
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Get the the good witch release day mug.A phrase borrowed from instructions commonly found on bottles of shampoo and hair conditioner. It is used to indicate that a certain pattern of behaviour will, inevitably, occur again - usually despite furious claims that it won't.
This phrase is particularly applicable to people in troubled relationships.
This phrase is particularly applicable to people in troubled relationships.
Once again, after three months of dating, Noodle has frightened off her latest man. Now she's dating someone else. Rinse, repeat.
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Person 1:"Do you think I will get an A in this class?"
Person 2:"Yeah, on the Starcraft 2 Release Date!"
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Person 2:"When Starcraft 2 is released"
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Person 1:"When can I drive the Jag?"
Person 2:"When Starcraft 2 is released"
by Master_of_Idioms January 27, 2009
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Guy 1: Woah did you see Renea today?
Guy 2: Yeah she's hot!
Guy 1: Pretty soft spoken too.
Guy 2: But hot!
Guy 1: Word.
Guy 2: Yeah she's hot!
Guy 1: Pretty soft spoken too.
Guy 2: But hot!
Guy 1: Word.
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