A person who is using a legacy bank that limits what they're allowed to invest in to save for retirement.
Hal almost lost his entire 401(k) to fees because he forgot to roll it over when he switched jobs, he's a retirement zombie!
by Retired Satoshi September 25, 2023
Get the Retirement Zombie mug.Refirement: When your employer is so tired of dealing with an employee they escort the employee from the property in front of their peers and permanently ban the employee from ever returning to the property. Additionally, the employer is more than willing to provide a lump sum settlement to simply never have to see/deal with the employee again. This is often seen in government positions since they are using tax payers funds.
The traditional end of career celebrations are not held and gold watches are not given.
“Refired” employees typically have no friends in the workplace and are hated their fellow employees. This often leads to all other employees celebrating like the monks celebrating when Ace Ventura exited the monastery in “Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls”
The traditional end of career celebrations are not held and gold watches are not given.
“Refired” employees typically have no friends in the workplace and are hated their fellow employees. This often leads to all other employees celebrating like the monks celebrating when Ace Ventura exited the monastery in “Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls”
Mr. Gray was forced into refirement from the municipal government. No gold watch and walked to the door and given a check.
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Get the Retirement Banner mug.A term used when someone makes so much money from a single trade, investment, or meme coin that they can permanently stop working. Usually involves extreme luck, absurd risk, and a total disregard for traditional financial advice.
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Get the Redneck Retirement mug.Millennials, having grown up in End Stage Capitalism and having no real savings or hopes for Social Security payments, though having paid into it already for upto 20 years, expect that in their retirement years will see Capitalism finally collapse.
The Millennial expectation is that Mad Max and Idiocracy will hate fuck and have a baby, that baby is the Millennial Retirement Plan.
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