Religious Conflict

What itiots from 3rd-world nations (particularly in the middle east) do when they get bored.
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Shi'ite Muslim 1: "You wanna go start a war with the Sunnis?"

Shi'ite Muslim 2: "Yeah!"

Sunni Muslim: "Well, you're too late; I'm startin' a war with you first!"

Shi'ite 1: "No your not!"

Both parties simultaneously pull out AK-47's and shoot each other.

That's Religious Conflict for ya'.

by JBurton31 April 18, 2010

religious idiots

People who combine their sheer stupidity, simple minds and poor understanding of their religion.

"Japanese people are of the devil because they don't conform to our standards!"
"Keep your children away from this show because it shows animals having emotions and is therefore satanic!"
"9/11 was caused because there are gay people!"
"Praise be top God for killing all of this ethnic group!"

Ever heard of "Judge not"? Bunch of religious idiots.

by udusers1 August 22, 2011

losing my religion

southern term for losing one's temper, "flying off the handle", etc. Note that the R.E.M. song of this title has nothing to do with religion, despite the common misinterpretation of the phrase.

"I was close losing my religion with the kid wrecked the BMW."

by Telegram Sam April 26, 2003

religion

The source of all morality, reasoned thought and social cohesion in the last 3000 years.

MAN 1 - Let's go kill some shit.
MAN 2 - Wait.... remember God?
MAN 1 - Oh shit, yeah.

by poned April 1, 2005

relieving yourself

Relieving one's self is a polite way of saying "peeing". For example "He proceeded to relieve him self against a tree" or "She had remove herself from the dinner table momentarily to relieve herself".

Could you excuse me?, I have to relieve myself. Hence "relieving yourself"

by DarthSkater July 13, 2014

self-reliant

relying upon oneself

I am self-reliant for food, shelter, clothing, internet, phone, books, tuition, insurance, taxes, car payments, gas, maintenance, and entertainment expenses.

by KendallH March 17, 2015

Bad Religion

One of the greatest punk rock bands of all time, and they're going bald at the same time. That's hard to do.

Bad Religion destroys crappy pop punk boy bands with their advanced rhetoric. LOL!

by TheOtherAndrew December 12, 2004