Recess Wedding Epidemics

Recess Wedding Epidemics are when two popular kids in 2nd - 5th grade have a recess wedding (see recess wedding) and magically, everyone else has one too. Recess wedding epidemics can last from a week to the end of the school year. They usually can't be stopped easily by teachers, but it's possible. When they can't be stopped, it's either because:
1. The same kids (or different ones) who started it had another recess wedding.
2. The other kids look up to their Kid Couple of the Week, and therefore it doesn't stop until the recess relationship stops.
3. Kids have ✨hidden✨ recess weddings and it looks like it stopped for a bit until some dumb kids don't get the memo and suddenly even the bathroom floor germs know about Little Jimmy's recess wedding and it usually stops there.

Kid 1: Hey, did you hear? Jessica and Tommy started a recess wedding epidemic. Man, i hate them.
Kid 2: I dunno, Tommy helped me hold hands with Susie, so we might have a recess wedding.
Kid 1: Not you too! Frick recess wedding epidemics.

by BiodegradableBabies August 30, 2020

Recession Pop

Ok youre poor and you have no prospects but hey, isn’t this song good?

Iconopop, Black Eyed Peas, Lil Wayne, Leona Lewis, LMFAO, Soulja Boy, Timbaland, Recession Pop Legends

by upstreamculotte September 07, 2024

Recess

The shittiest school break ever. Its incredibly short and you are back to pain and misery after that short period of time.

The kid who couldn't catch up with homework: Recess fucking sucks

by BoredAssRandom May 22, 2021

The Recession

A common phrase used to blame the problems of a person on the current recession

I heard STDS are caused by The Recession

by not2pac July 05, 2011

Biddienomical recession

The lack of biddies( hot women) in a certain area over a given amount of time.

jake " yo where the biddies at?"
austin " Dude such a Biddienomical recession."

by biddie nation May 30, 2011

Indoor Recess

the act of ejaculating into a females vagina. word to jack buckley

i committed indoor recess with a random broad from capo basement last night.

by fluffboi69 May 02, 2022

postpartum recession

N. The period of time after the baby comes, but before you return to work, but you've used up all the baby shower gifts and gift cards.

Brenda experienced a postpartum recession about two months after Tiffanique was born. It was time to get back to work serving lattes at the BuzzBrain Drive-thru.

by PJ the Coug November 20, 2016