I'm not ready for a relationship

Translation: You are annoying and our interactions need to end immediately.

Uttered when a person realizes a dating partner is not worth it/crazy. A form of "it's not you, it's me." A lie to quickly end things without hurting the other person's feelings. Often has the opposite effect as the other party may engage in manipulative techniques to avoid a break up. Smooth as butter when it works.

Scenario 1
Person A: Hey I know we've been seeing each other for a while but after a lot of thinking, I'm not ready for a relationship.

Person 2: Oh I see. Well I guess I'll see you around. Thanks for letting me know.

Scenario 2
Person A: Hey I know we've been seeing each other for a while but after a lot of thinking, I'm not ready for a relationship.

Person B: What do you mean? *Insert 3 hours of bs*

Person A: I'm sorry I can't talk about this anymore. *Blocks person B*

by zeropersonality January 31, 2020

I-Ready

A fucking disgrace of a website meant to help you but all it does is make you want to flipping kermit sewer slide way more than you already do.

Teacher: Why arent you on I-Ready yet?

Me: Do you want to see a pre-mature death?

I-Ready, that one website that makes all students want to kill themselves.

by IWantToKermitSewerSlide June 1, 2018

i ready

a terrible website that increases your chance of deipion~suside~sickness~sandness~and much more if it was a place it would be down there and if it was a person it would be saiten if it were extinct there would be world peace if

Mom: Why did you not do I ready

Sam: oh I don't know maybe because it sucks

like if u want this website dead

I HATE I READY

by i ready is trash October 1, 2020

I-Ready

A website that teaches you almost nothing, for example "teenagers" aka some 7 year olds are trying to figure out how to cut a cske in half NOW THAT THEY HAVE JOBS. I-Ready also has many nick names such as, Stupid.com and The Website Of Death and Creepy-Aliens-Teaching-You-How-To-Breath Website

I-Ready is a waste of time.
Nobody likes I-Ready.
I-Ready kills me inside.

by I-ReadyIsAWasteOfTime January 4, 2021

I'll be ready in 5 minutes

The validation of Einstein's theory of relativity, in which the concept of five minutes is infinitely elastic, and feminine.

"I'll be ready in 5 minutes" she liked to say, and he knew he could relax for at least an hour.

by Monkey's Dad April 22, 2023

Bangkok ready

When your coach tells you 6 months in that your muay thai game is tight as fuck.

"You think is ready for the matchup",

"Yeah man, you're bangkok ready".

by bitch of blaviken January 22, 2020

I-Ready

A form of torture created by the people in the federal government to "help" children succeed in the Common Core education system.

"I took 2 I-Ready lessons and I feel like a suspected terrorist at Guantanamo Bay"

by green socks January 4, 2021