Read the zoom 

Like reading the room but in COVID

‘You can’t say that. I wish he’d just read the Zoom‘

Read the zoom by Bangus Khan October 16, 2020

read description 

An easy way on eBay to say that whatever item you're selling is absolute dogshit, or has some sort of overwhelmingly huge flaw that would render it useless. e.g. "iPhone XR good condition READ DESCRIPTION" and in description, "BAD ESN" (this means you can't activate it, it's probably stolen).

Or a good one, is when they are retail demos and have SCREEN BURN-IN. Who the fuck wants to look at a burnt-in image?

Stolen shit usually is "read description" since they probably ripped it out of someone's hand.

Often, the seller will say, "re4d", "l00k", or some other bullshit to prevent you from subtracting their trash listing from the results. Also, same applies for "icl0ud", "cr4cked", and other things like "acc0unt". Really disingenuous stuff. Report them whenever you see them.

"iPhone XS MAX GOOD CONDITION READ DESCRIPTION"
Description: "... BAD ESN iCLOUD LOCKED"

read description by Doge 2.0 March 29, 2021

read my lips no new taxes 

george h w bush's promise to never raise taxes...
that failed

and they'll push again and I'll say, to them, read my lips no new taxes.

read my lips no new taxes by rider brute April 21, 2022

Read her beads 

To tell someone (her) off.

My gurl Christy was going on about how dope her new timberlands was and how lame my knock-off Fubu was until I read her beads. Bitch don't talk about my Fubu now.

Read her beads by Pgh Kenn December 11, 2007

read a book 

v.

code word for smoking pot when in a public area and trying to keep it on the down-low

-in a public area-
Man#1 "Dude studying for the finals was killer and I need something to help me relax"
Man#2 -pulls out a lighter- "You down to read a book with me?"
Man#1 "SURE!"

read a book by MonstaKev March 8, 2010

read my story 

Read my story.

"Read my story" "no advertising allowed" "read my fucking story you god damn slut"

read my story by ThatOtherDude1817 July 27, 2018

read 9:48 

Means that you are being ignored. They read your text but don't respond.

Me: Hey I really like you
Crush: *read 9:48*

read 9:48 by Hunter1910 December 31, 2015