randomed

when ant mele dies in cs this is the excuses he makes

"he couldn't have killed me, it was random jobber luck"

by Medicinal April 5, 2004

Random

An adjective used mainly by ignorant teenage girls to describe pre-determined, nonsensical words that are no longer funny.

Cynthia: "Oh my god! I am so random!"
Intelligent Marcus: "Oh really?" *rolls eyes*
Cynthia: "Yeah! I like dinosaurs! And monkeys! And ninjas! And condoms!"
Intelligent Marcus: "First of all, the plural form of the word 'ninja' is the same as the singular form. There is no such word as 'ninjas.' Second, that's not random. Half of that shit was stolen from your other friends on MySpace that are also NOT RANDOM. Third, you know what's really random? Glass jars manufactured in Mexico full of Komodo dragon semen. And Bill taping Nerf guns to his ankle. And radioactive ceramic electricity doing the Hokey-Pokey. That's random. Not fucking dinosaurs and squirrels and whatnot. Fuck off." *slaps Cynthia*

by Intelligent Marcus January 8, 2010

Random

A derogatory term that no one really knows the meaning of used in shooters such as Gears of War, which originated from the overrated clan-based community Gamebattles. Used mainly by people who believe that it is a successful substitution for a real insult, when in reality it only makes you look like a loser who takes online trash talking way too seriously.

Player1: Take the shotty to your face, RANDOM!
Player2: What? What did you just call me?
Player1: You heard me, RANDOM!
Player2: ... Go die, now.

by The Lancer October 6, 2008

Randomizer

A womanizer who makes out with random girls.

I have been with womanizers, but dude, you are a randomizer!

by thinkingbuddha December 11, 2013

random

(adj.) capricious, impossible to understand logically, vain or foolish. Often used to describe a choice no one would prefer, if he or she was thinking clearly.

Friend #1: What? Your high-school English teacher made your class study King Lear for your Shakespeare play and learn all about old age and inheritance struggles? Hey instead, you could have been reading Romeo and Juliet and learning about teenage stuff like bleeding love, unreasonable parents, irresponsible advisors, and roving gangs of testosterone-fuelled hotheads!
Friend #2: Well yeah, her choice was pretty random...we told her so, but she wouldn't listen to us! It was a long two months....

by liv4mntns September 18, 2009

random

irrelevant, unexpected, unusual. or for a more technical definition, selected on no particular attributes.

i can't think of any. here, i will insert the word random.

by four, five July 28, 2008

randomized

randomized is when something is completely unexpected and is out of the blue!!!and when someone does something really individual. you are geeeeeeeeeey!

(a boy decides to jump up and down on the tv)
This is so randomized

by emily July 27, 2004