Randome

the act of getting "dome" (aka head, fellatio, blowjob, etc.) from a girl who you do not know (generally a promiscuous female who has self worth issues and has to prove to herself she is worth anything).
Hence the "random" part of ranDOME.

"Yo Sean who was that girl you were with last night?"

"Bro I don't even know her name but she gave pretty good randome."

by Omeed June 16, 2008

random

A way for unfunny people to think they're funny. Randomness will often be accompanined by annoying Napoleon Dynamite quotes that no longer resemble any form of humour.

Randomer 1: lololol ninja llama cheese dick!!!1! I LIEK CRAYONS@!!!!
Randomer 2: lololol u r liek sooo random!!11@
Randomer 1: I DOO WOTEVA I FEEL LIEK GOSH!!!!1!

by Paintman November 11, 2006

random

The new "it" word among faux-intellectuals who believe that irrelevance equals originality. In short, glorified social incompetence.

Person A: "I can't believe I got a ticket over this crap, can you believe it?"

Person B: "For real! It's hella funny though, this one police car I saw had weird-ass stickers on it."

Person A: "...what?"

Person C: "Oh Person B, you're so random -- I love it!"

by Marc Abrigo March 19, 2007

randomizing

When you say something absolutely competely random beyond belief.

When i ride my toast to school the magic leprachaun who is a waterbottle somehow appears in my bed.

by ahahahahahaha August 12, 2003

Randomer

Someone you meet on a night out who noone knows but you remember later usually the next day

Who was that Randomer Dave was with last night?

Some randomer is after getting into my pictures

by sonicboombox October 17, 2007

randomism

Randomism is more than a word, its a way of life. This thread origionated on a graffiti forum, and has no spread all over. So many cats bite Ares' randomism, its not even funny.

Yo Ares, randomism is where its at.

by Ares May 07, 2004

Randomize

When someone writes,says or does whatever comes to mind at any given time to confuse the other person,to get there attention,to do "icebreaking" in any situation or just to piss them off. It could be used as a noun or verb(the action usually being randomizing).

I'm so bored I'll just randomize some friends by texting them incomplete phrases.

by Richard Castle III June 21, 2011