ranch blasted

Shooting your cool ropes into your woman's Hidden Valley

I hadn't cum in so long that last night I ranch blasted my girlfriend

by bácón September 2, 2022

Slime Rancher

The most wholesome game on the entire planet that deserves all the love it gets.

The best part about Slime Rancher is the Largos. No one can change my mind.

by AnnoymousPotato February 9, 2021

Last Chance Cat Ranch

A large animal rescue organization known for burning down a house full of cats.

Wow, I can’t believe someone would let a house with 60 cats burn down only to have around 30 of them die. That must have been the Last Chance Cat Ranch.

by Spok3 April 7, 2023

ranchtard

A 30/70 mix of ranch and mustard.

I dipped my corn dog in ranchtard. It was delicious.

by DJ Rock-N-Fella March 8, 2009

Rancor

While this word also refers to the beast in Star Wars that lived underneath Jaba The Hut's palace and ate Jedi's, it also happens to be a derogatory term for people who have large appetites, are abnormally cranky, are scared of doors, and are named Courtney.

1) Did you eat that whole pizza!? You're such a Rancor!

2) Stop over reacting! Bad Rancor!

3) Watch out for that door, you Rancor!

by The George Lucas February 7, 2010

Rancho Murieta

A secluded northern California community near Sacramento, with a lot of rich stuck-up people. At least a half-hours worth of driving to get anywhere. Stoners like to take advantage of all the hidden woods to go off and smoke. "Man hunt" is a popular game played in rancho, where one calls security on themselves, and run away when security comes.

Rancho Murieta.

by ResidentofRancho. February 28, 2011

ranch crotch

what happens when you get over-zealous with condiments causing you to drop them in your lap.

"After my bottomless fries at Red Robin I had a bad case of ranch crotch."

by Bekkkkk October 30, 2007