1. A shitty writer who couldn't write to save his life.
2. An action that describe the indescribable moment when you'r friend takes a kill from you in a game.
3. A god that will murder you with terrible story narrative.
4. Liam Neeson in disguise because he's on a mission to end Halo and then save Halo from Microsoft.
2. An action that describe the indescribable moment when you'r friend takes a kill from you in a game.
3. A god that will murder you with terrible story narrative.
4. Liam Neeson in disguise because he's on a mission to end Halo and then save Halo from Microsoft.
Ex. 1. Brian Reed ruined Halo 5's Campaign.
Ex. 2. Jason: "I' only need one kill and I get an Unfrigg!"
Freddy: *Steals your kill, gets you killed too because SPNKR Prime*
Jason: "OMFG WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU FUCKING CUCK! YOU BRIAN REED ME YOU STUPID FAGOT ASS
PUSSY! I WILL EAT YOUR FAMILY!"
Freddy: *Steals your girl. Damn, Freddy is SMOOTH with the children!*
Ex. 3. "LET ME TELL YOU A STORY ABOUT WHEN SAMMUS GOT THE D FROM MASTER CHIEF! IT'S AN
UNTOLD STORY OF HALO!"
Ex. 4. He doesn't know who you are. He doesn't know what you want. If Phil Spencer is looking for ransom Liam can tell him that he doesn't have money, but what he does have are a very particular set of skills. Skills he has acquired over a very long career. Skills that make him a nightmare for people like Microsoft Publishing. If Phil lets Halo go now that'll be the end of it. Liam will not look for you, Liam will not pursue you, but if Phil doesn't, Liam will look for you, Liam will find you and Liam will kill you."
Ex. 2. Jason: "I' only need one kill and I get an Unfrigg!"
Freddy: *Steals your kill, gets you killed too because SPNKR Prime*
Jason: "OMFG WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU FUCKING CUCK! YOU BRIAN REED ME YOU STUPID FAGOT ASS
PUSSY! I WILL EAT YOUR FAMILY!"
Freddy: *Steals your girl. Damn, Freddy is SMOOTH with the children!*
Ex. 3. "LET ME TELL YOU A STORY ABOUT WHEN SAMMUS GOT THE D FROM MASTER CHIEF! IT'S AN
UNTOLD STORY OF HALO!"
Ex. 4. He doesn't know who you are. He doesn't know what you want. If Phil Spencer is looking for ransom Liam can tell him that he doesn't have money, but what he does have are a very particular set of skills. Skills he has acquired over a very long career. Skills that make him a nightmare for people like Microsoft Publishing. If Phil lets Halo go now that'll be the end of it. Liam will not look for you, Liam will not pursue you, but if Phil doesn't, Liam will look for you, Liam will find you and Liam will kill you."
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by cqchick November 16, 2015
Get the Vape Raped mug.Everyone's favourite tofu-eating, squeaky-voiced, lactose-intolerant martial arts guru, Reed Tucker (in)famously appeared on the Chatterbox 109 radio show in the game Grand Theft Auto 3. He is the founder of the "Now and Zen" dojo and organic food market, he is also the author of "Karate and Digestion", a self-help book on how to combine martial arts and organic food. When not existing on a diet of nuts, berries and leafy vegetables, Reed enjoys chopping desks in half and moaning like a pansy on national radio.
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when playing Glass tower 2, there is an upgrade called gravity something or other, this then RAPES your mind and leads to GAME OVER, there is no other explanation! you have just been raped by gravity.
when playing Glass tower 2, there is an upgrade called gravity something or other, this then RAPES your mind and leads to GAME OVER, there is no other explanation! you have just been raped by gravity.
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When I was sitting on the freeway, the car in the lane next to mine totally lane raped me as he tried to get over the exit.
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Sam texted me last night and he wouldn't stop. No matter how hard I tried to end the conversation he textually raped me.
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