Drag Racing The Sandman

When you drink a double dose of Nyquil and begin to masturbate to see if you can finish before you pass out.

I woke up this morning with my dick in my hand after drag racing the sandman last night. That fucker wins every time!

by mrkron January 9, 2012

volk racing

A Japanese street racing and professional wheel brand founded in 1973 which still continues today providing possibly the best alloy wheels. They are also known as RAYS engineering and their most popular wheel is their TE37.

just picked up some brand new powder coated volk racing te37's for my subaru, they're mad jdm tho.

by kingchigga February 27, 2014

non-racing-fuck

Someone who drives race cars professionally and has no fucken clue what they are doing on the track.

Someone who's Daddy payed for them all the way though the levels of racing and doesn't know how to actually race.

Racer- "Why are they beating me on the straights"
Crew-member - " Because you are a non-racing-fuck who doesn't know how to drive a damn race car."

by Cole Fucken Trickle March 16, 2022

pink slip racing

The ultimate test to see if you are a true racer. Each opponents put their cars on the line in a winner takes all match. If you win you get a free car as well as all the upgrades installed but if you lose, you lose your car. Very risky but the reward is a free car

Racer 1: i do pink slip racing only. are you up for it
Racer 2: your on
Racer 1: thanks for the free custom ford gt

by Thetruebadass July 29, 2014

Mike Rabbing It

The act of using irrational arguments to rationalize something that isn't true.

After i got caught by my parents sneaking out, i just kept Mike Rabbing It until they left me alone, then i snuck out again.

by Getums December 17, 2008

Raging Boner

A Enormous Boner OF Catastrophic and in rare cases even BIBLICAL PROPORTIONS!!!

I have a Raging Boner!! AHHH!!!

by Operator October 6, 2004

Beetle Adventure Racing

One of the best racing games for the Nintendo 64. Sure, the system didn't have many good ones, but this would have been good on any console. You race around with the new Beetle model on kickass racetracks. So many shortcuts to take, and tons of glitches to mess around with such as spinning your car out of Mount Mayhem. Multiplayer was good too.

Now that I have the Police Beetle, I can stop the AI cars and smash them when I hit them. The Alien Beetle looks the coolest though. Damn, Beetle Adventure Racing is so rad.

by etaN retsaM March 28, 2008