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by Bazzterd April 9, 2008
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Rule 97

Rule 97 of the internet, the combination of the two rules 34 and 63

Rule 34 : If it exists, there is porn of it.
Rule 63 : If it exists, there is a genderswapped version of it.

Rule 97 (34 + 63) : If it exists there is a genderswapped porn of it, if not it is in the making.
Bro1 : Bro, I just found a genderswapped photo of Peach squishing Marios titties
Bro2 : Shit bro, rule 97 strikes again
by It Should Be Wednesday My Dude December 18, 2018
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rule number 47

Be brave enough to break your own heart.
Rule number 47 is used in a situations with someone that is not good for you and makes you feel bad about yourself. You waited and tried to tell them but they never listen. There is no way you can keep yourself from this person and you choose to let go even if it hurts. That’s rule number 47
by mindofv March 9, 2023
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Rule 11

If two friends of opposite gender are bored for over an hour, they must engage in sexual experimentation
Girl: God, there's nothing to do.
Guy: How long have we just been sitting here?
Girl: Over an hour.
Guy: Rule 11
by Johnny Postit March 30, 2009
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Rule 16

Generally accepted internet rule that states that there are no girls on the internet. Usually used with rule 34.

An actual real internets girl will typically NOT engage in explicit description of her sexual organs or their current, past, or projected future engagements. For example, a real Internet girl might mention she is on her period. This is fine, well within realgurl guidelines and a clear warning to leave the immediate vicinity. However, she is unlikely to describe the vile seepages involved. Eg: "The crimson ichor of my wymenhood cycle is leaking from my puffy, raw vagina (That aches to be fucked)."

'There are no girls on the internet' first gained popularity among what indisputably is the majority internet user demographic, the chronic unlayable.
A: Hey, I just spotted this hot chick!
B: Rule 16.
by Ryutaro May 9, 2008
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Rule 58

If this rule is applied to anything it must be permanently ignored for that point onwards.

This rule only applies to the speaker, however it is generally seen to be polite to not mention the subject in question to the speaker of the rule.
Speaker: "I call rule 58 on my ex-girlfriend!"

Man: "You can't be serious?"

Speaker: "Rule 58 is final!"

Man: "Fair enough, I can sympathise there"
by TLK1- The tall guy November 5, 2010
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rule 34.2

There are ponies of it, no exceptions.
1:Hey, have you seen rule 34.2 version of pokemon?

2:ugh, ponies.
by CCYD November 2, 2013
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