rolfing

Massage involving deep, painful vagina stretching with hands and fists using the system of intense internal and external massage developed by Ida Rolf called "structural integration," based on a pseudoscientific (i.e., bullshit) new age healing philosophy.

My pussy still hurts and all my insides are still recovering after my rolfing session yesterday.

by SalRos May 2, 2020

Rolfbitch

Originated as a combination of some Asian kid's misspelling of ROFL and the word bitch. Just an obscure way of saying bitch. Usually used in conjunction with other obscure word/insults such as chube and/or as a greeting.

Hello rolfbitch.
Dude, you're such a fucking rolfbitch chube, shut up.

by Roy Luo December 29, 2007

rolfmahtatoes

Word of the day - Roflmahtatoes
- Prounounced ROLF-MAH-TA-TOES 1. The art of laughing at your own patatoes

David: Hey Selwyn what are you doing?
Selwyn: playing with my ROLFMAHTATOES, LOL!!!

by eXapid April 13, 2010

Rolfie

A jack ass

That kid over there is a Rolfie.

by iknowlotslotsandlotsofwords June 12, 2016

rolfDATSUN

when you rofl over a datsun

or your just oddd

you have a datsun
rolfDATSUN

by MACAZ March 18, 2008

rolfcon

ROFL is short for: Rolling on the floor laughing. the "con" is to let some one know, that your laughing for something that they do not know!

Robbin- holly poop Batman! Its Diarrhea! Batman- Rolfcon Robbin! You have no idea!

by PooperJosh1 January 18, 2009

Rolfmaloflmao

Roflmao + roflmao = Roflmaloflmao

Something so funny it deserves two Roflmao's

Rolfmaloflmao:

Guy1: Hey look at that guy who got drunk and ate a barbie doll!

Guy2: Roflmaloflmao

by Pele546 June 16, 2010