Uncle Roger

Your proper rice cooker, better than Gordon Ramsay

-You've seen the video with Uncle Roger cooking rice?

-Hell yeah man that guy is way better than Ramsay

by HNGHNGHNG August 1, 2020

Roger Taylor

Apart of the band Queen
Sexist drummer alive
Babe magnetic
Bowed down to by musicians everywhere

me: did you listen to that Roger Taylor drum solo
friend: no
me: get out of my house

by CearaMist October 7, 2012

Roger

A codeword for black people when you want to be very sly.

Haha roger is gangsta'

by Heath G October 5, 2007

Roger Taylor

Drummer and one of the singers of Queen.

A certified sex symbol.

Has possibly the highest amount of groupies throughout the history of time.

Also his high notes are ridiculous.

friend: i want to fuck roger taylor.

me: girl me too, tf?

by slut4rog January 6, 2019

Roger Taylor

drummer in the band Queen. he is seriously a great drummer. he also vocalized in the band, with an unbelievable falsetto. if you happen to give “i’m in love with my car” a listen (which you really should) he is the singer. and that song is a mega bop so you really should play it while you are all alone in your room procrastinating from your lab biology quiz that’s tomorrow. anyways, not only is he a legendary musician, singer and car lover, he is also fucking hot. he is a true sex icon and trust me, if i was a 20 y/o in the 80’s, i’d hop on that asap and become one of his groupies. seriously. fun fact, he accidentally sent his sex tape to a fan instead of a demo. that is SUCH a mood. and before you ask where the footage is, i have no clue. don’t ask why i know that it went missing in action. anyway, he is just so unbelievably sexy. have you seen the video of him getting a massage on the rooftop of a budapest hotel? if not, watch it with the volume on. you’re welcome. also, he looks VERY well for his age (which is 69 at the moment ;) ). his middle name is meddows, and yes, that is the coolest name to ever surface the planet. overall, Roger Meddows Taylor is my favorite person on earth and nothing can or will ever change that. if you want random Roger facts, just hml and i will give them to you. thanks for giving this a read.

i want to be surgically implanted into Roger Taylor’s torso, so i’ll always be with him. give me your DNA so i can clone you, Roger.

by burrlieveinyourself January 7, 2019

Roger-Bombed

It's when you unlock the new iPhone's camera feature that does not require needing their passcode. You then turn the phone to take as many self photos as possible before the owner realizes that their phone is being used.

I left out my iPhone and it got totally Roger-Bombed over 400 times!

by Zombie Roger September 19, 2013

Roger Goodell

Worst NFL commissioner ever, suspends people without proof.

That guy is so irreverent we should call him Roger Goodell.

by awesome15 May 13, 2015