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fgtnoob: LOLOL OMGWTF ROFFLE~MAYO!!!!!1
by jmanjoe05 August 25, 2004
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Roofless

The slang pronunciation of "Ruthless".

The term "Roofless" is used to define two (2) types of people:

1. Acknowledge someone who has the ability to make very harsh & demeaning personal insults against another person and not have any remorse, instead basking in the glory. (see example 1)

2. Praise a person before or after a dare, to whom the person is willing to take a huge risk that is highly embarrasing to themselves or another person. (see example 2)

When applied in a real-life situation, it is spoken or shouted AFTER the person has made the comment or accepted/completed the demoralising challenge (as given in the example).
Pronounced "roof" ~ "less"

Example 1:
Jack: Hey have you guys seen the new Terminator movie?

Daniel: No, but have you seen the one starring you in it?

Jack: What?

Daniel: ITS CALLED THE VIRGINATOR!!

Everyone Else (to Daniel): ROOOFLESSSSSSS!!!!!

Example 2:
Everyone: Oy go steal that bottle of water and take a picture of yourself with it.

Jackson: I'm not going to do that...

Everyone: PUSSY!

Jackson: Everyone would know what that is... except Jack...

Everyone (except Jack): ROOFLESSSSSS!!!

Jackson: YOU KNOW WHAT, FINE! I'll steal it.

Everyone: ROOFLESSSSSSSSSS!!!!
by crew2010 April 7, 2011
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Roffle

roffle (raw-full)
v. roffle·d, roffle·s, roffl·ing, roffle·mao

1. To laugh so hysterically that one begins to roll on the floor.
2. To roll on the floor laughing hysterically, occasionally causing one's posterior to fall off.
1. Jon is roffling at the joke that George made.
2. "Goddammit, I just roffled my ass off!" exclaimed Jon.
by Roffle_Waffle_Lover March 4, 2009
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Roffle McWaffle

The verbal equivalent of the well-known, but rarely spoken 'ROFL' (meaning 'rolling on the floor lauhing).
You just peed your pants?
ROFFLE McWAFFLE!!!
by Julian Meteor January 11, 2009
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roffle

A rare but fun sexual favor in which one person sits on a waffle iron (on or off depending on preference) long enough to get waffle marks on their ass cheeks. After this anywhere from one to five guys beat off on the person's "waffle ass", making what looks like an ass waffle with jizz syrup. Hence, the roffle.
Matt is happy because his girlfriend's flabby ass is perfect for the roffle.
by Helman May 3, 2005
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King Ruffles42

a kid that has a bowl cut, has lots of freakles over his face and makes you wont to punch baybies in the face.
guy1: hey look at that King Ruffles42 over there.
guy2: " punch's a baybe in the face"
by Tyler77189 October 9, 2008
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Roofles

Roofles is a disturbingly brutal word. Used by AOL Lamers and IRCers alike. Some use it with cynical sentences.
ROOFLES, that word is so brutal.
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