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The Riddle Scale

A simple way of categorizing how good a "that's what she said" joke is.

A way of rating a "that's what she said" joke on a scale from one through three. Level one being the easiest and three being the hardest. A level one is very easy to make, and doesnt require much thought be put into it. A level two is when someone says something that requires some thought and imagination to make it seem sexual. Level three is just a level two, but in front of a large audience.
I dont know why, i havent changed anything, but it's just getting bigger and bigger lately

Thats a level one on the Riddle Scale if ive ever heard one
by mystriddlery November 3, 2012
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Riddle Vision

A disease that runs rampant at Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University. The main symptom is thinking that bland or ugly girls are "hot." Whilst males of different backgrounds, races, and personalities may suffer from the disease, it is most common in the typical dorky, ROTC, aviation obsessed, preppy, WASP students that attend ERAU.
Damn, that chunky, greasy girl is looking hot as fuck. Wait a second. I must have.... *GASP* RIDDLE VISION!
by ERAU Nigga January 16, 2008
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we drink ritalin

Very popular Animutation flash video. Suprisingly, as opposed to most other Animutation videos, the lyrics are in English, but they're sung with a heavy Japanese accent, which makes them hard to understand. The subtitles say what the words sound like, which is often quite hillarious. The song is "The Hot Limit" by Dance Dance Revolution.
Animutation lyric:
Mama was burning a hole in my aunt
Please let me down now
Hold the ketchup
Eight tequilas to feel up my lice
A submarine burning in hell
Gathering the eyes

Real lyric:
The summer is burning a hole in my heart
Stripping me down to
Hot temptation
It's OK to give in, be beaten by lust
A summer wind, burning the air
A scandalous affair
by Teh Pope April 8, 2005
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Riddlesdown

Generally a white middle class area.
Bordering districts include sanderstead, purley and kenley.
Noteable attributes:
- Railway station
- One bus route.
- Commonland.
- Farming fields
- Small parade of shops both North (Peters corner shop) and South (VJ's not so much on a corner, corner shop).
-St.Edmunds Church.
-Riddlesdown High School

The place is normally quite quiet, except the few chavs nowadays that enjoy riding the 'mitchley avenue' on their hairdryers (Mo-peds) at 3am.

Many OAPs inhabit the area and usually take a while crossing at riddlesdowns main zebra crossing, mitchley avenue. It has been reported of several cases where impatient road users have yelled 'Hurry the F*** up you old c***' or words to that effect to the 'not so fast' elderly.

Unfortunately, there isnt a pub - which would make the area a real countryside village. A new fish and chip shop has recentley been established by the owners of maggies diner. Maggies diner is a small cafe on the north parade of shops, reknown for its gorgeous bacon sandwiches or other taste-bud tickling meals. Riddlesdown school kids often visit here.
Where do you live?
I live in riddlesdown, croydons only country like village.
Oh right...
Yeah.
So you're rich?
Yeah i am.
Cool.
Fancy a shag?
ok.
by GRobber. May 16, 2010
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Hello, Harry Potter. My name is Tom Riddle.

As Harry sat down to the notebook, it started to write to him. It asked him his name. Harry told the notebook that his name was Harry Potter, for obvious reasons. The notebook replied ' Hello, Harry Potter. My name is Tom Riddle. '
by The Purple Gnargles of pie November 28, 2009
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Ross Ritalin

A boy with accounts on myspace and bebo, from Scotland in the UK who is well known on both social networking sites for wearing exessive amounts of fake tan, more makeup than a girl, white nail extensions, and horrendously tiny outfits. Like a female stripper would. He prides himself on being cheap and tacky. And does ganguro makeup.
He's appearing on the bbc3 show ''Snog Marry Avoid" on April the 13th. He used to look really cool with his pale skin and peircings but now he just looks like shit. He's in numerous myspace perfection groups like VIP, PD and AS. Why? I don't know.
Omg Girlfriend don't go out wearing shorts like that! your hotpants are smaller than RossRitalins!

My tangerine looks simelar to Ross Ritalin
by IndieCindy13 March 19, 2009
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Ridley

Ridley is a super cool and handsome guy. He is very athletic and very ripped. He is also funny, popular and can win over any girl he wants.
That guy is super hot, he must be a Ridley
by Yourmom2002 January 15, 2020
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