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queef sauce

The liquid that comes out of a girl's vag when she queefs or orgasms. Also any dipping sauce or dressing that tastes like a queef.
Damn bitch you got queef sauce all over my leather couch.
Sorry, daddy, you're just too good for me.
by Notorious R.E.D. April 10, 2007
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queef cookie

The act of being a woman's bitch. Eating a woman's queef.
Eat my queef cookie you man ho.
by rk10106 June 13, 2007
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Bloody Queef Bubble

When a woman is on her period and has had a load shot into her pussy she blows a bubble out of her vagina held together by cum and blood until it pops.
After having vaginal sex with Diane, Ted proceeded to eat her out. He soon found out she was on her period when the tip of his tongue popped her bloody queef bubble and sprayed blood and his own splooge into his mouth and the back of his throat.
by Unfortunate Ted November 25, 2010
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Queef

A territorial display most commonly seen in the human lion-vagina community. May be indicated by deep growling noises or high-pitched, squeaky barks, normally in response to a human male intruding upon female territory.
*BARK*
Man: "...Honey? Did your vagina just bark at me?"
Woman: "Don't worry, it's just a territorial display. Have you never heard of a queef?"
by Vagina Research Team August 13, 2010
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Queef Fajita

The act of queefing into a raw fajita. Toppings optional.

WARNING: Hot sauce not advised!
My girlfriend told me to eat a queef fajita, it wasn't that bad...
by hobojo456 August 17, 2010
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queef queen

A woman who is exceptionally talented at queefing. Nearly every time she engages in sexual intercourse, her vagina lets a loud queef rip! Every queef has an exceptionally unique sound, but they are all a result of built up air in the vagina during sex. Usually, queefing will occur for normal women during doggy-style sex, but a queef queen will experience queefing in any position! Rock on you queef queen!
Stephanie Elkins queefed every time we had sex- that girl is a true queef queen!
by grassgirl10 June 3, 2016
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Beef queefer

A fat chick. Characteristics include (but are not limited to): prodigious muffin top, thunder-thighs, cankles, back-tits, ass-belly, breasts much too small for large-sized body, and a fat vagina (from which the term is derived). Beef queefers are completely unaware of their body type, as they tend to dress in such a way as to look like 10 pounds of shit stuffed in a 5 pound bag. A beef queefer is usually the token fat friend in a group of normal to attractive females; as such, they are generally cock-blockers when sober but will fuck anything that has something vaguely resembling a penis when intoxicated. Considered highly dangerous; if encountered, keep away from fridge/snacks/penis at all costs.
Friend 1: "Damn dude, that Sarah chick is a fox!"

Friend 2: "It's a no-go dude; that beef queefer Gretchen is with her. She's keeping that shit on lock-down. Sucks, 'cause Erika's pretty hot too..."

Friend 1: "Naw, dude, we can have Randy buy her a few drinks and take the hit for us, right Randy?"

Randy: "God dammit..."
by gr33nf00t February 17, 2012
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