Bloody Queef Bubble

When a woman is on her period and has had a load shot into her pussy she blows a bubble out of her vagina held together by cum and blood until it pops.

After having vaginal sex with Diane, Ted proceeded to eat her out. He soon found out she was on her period when the tip of his tongue popped her bloody queef bubble and sprayed blood and his own splooge into his mouth and the back of his throat.

by Unfortunate Ted November 25, 2010

Queef

A territorial display most commonly seen in the human lion-vagina community. May be indicated by deep growling noises or high-pitched, squeaky barks, normally in response to a human male intruding upon female territory.

*BARK*
Man: "...Honey? Did your vagina just bark at me?"
Woman: "Don't worry, it's just a territorial display. Have you never heard of a queef?"

by Vagina Research Team August 13, 2010

Queef Fajita

The act of queefing into a raw fajita. Toppings optional.

WARNING: Hot sauce not advised!

My girlfriend told me to eat a queef fajita, it wasn't that bad...

by hobojo456 August 17, 2010

queef queen

A woman who is exceptionally talented at queefing. Nearly every time she engages in sexual intercourse, her vagina lets a loud queef rip! Every queef has an exceptionally unique sound, but they are all a result of built up air in the vagina during sex. Usually, queefing will occur for normal women during doggy-style sex, but a queef queen will experience queefing in any position! Rock on you queef queen!

Stephanie Elkins queefed every time we had sex- that girl is a true queef queen!

by grassgirl10 June 3, 2016

Queef Wam Bam

A massive queef which causes tremours in the Earth's crust and causes multiple vaginal thunder claps

Tom: What the fuck was that?!?!?!
Maxine: Sorry, i just did a queef wam bam
Tom: Everybody get under the tables

by Franksy4 May 26, 2009

butt queef

A fart that sneaks out the front. This phenomenon usually occurs while seated. The fart gets trapped in the butt cheeks and slowly makes it way out the front instead of the back. A slight tickling sensation may be felt as the air bubble makes it's journey from anusville through grundle town.

Steve: Damn Gina, Did you just queef? It smells a used diaper filled with Indian food!
Gina: No, that was a butt queef! I tried to sneak a fart out and it came out the front. I guess that curry slurpee was a bad idea!

by The1andonly November 16, 2007

Queef Muffler

A device to stop a vaginal fart or "queef" in some case it can also prevent a nasty after scent.

She was wearing a queef muffler so as to not be embarassed on her date

by jards nella llea January 14, 2009