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quarantine 15 

as a result of being in quarantine, you don't get any exercise and gain 15 kilograms/pounds. you can use any number from 13-119, but generally its 15. the name comes from the term "freshman 15", when freshmen don't have anyone to cook for them and they eat nothing but mcdonalds and starbucks muffins.
"Man, Dave came down with a case of quarantine 15."
"Yeah, I've done nothing but gaming and watch tv, I have the quarantine 30
quarantine 15 by armageddon ham March 25, 2020

quarantine fifteen 

A more specific term relating to lockdown pounds, the weight gained by some who takes the shelter in place order as an excuse to eat.
I need to get busy. All I have to show for the virus is this quarantine fifteen.

Quarantine worthy

Someone you would be more than happy to be in quarantine with.
See that guy over there? He’s quarantine worthy

quarantine resolution 

A list, or singular item of things you would like to accomplish while in quarantine.
Man who knows how long we will be in quarantine, a good time to start on my quarantine resolution.

quarantine coffee 

quarantine coffee is just like regular coffee, but with vodka. and no coffee.
*zoom meeting, 9AM*
Mr Smith, are you drunk? It is nine in the morning!
You: eehhh noo jusst sreee cupss of quarantine coffee

Quarantine horny

When you are locked in doors and you can’t do sexual things with your s/o
Bro1, dude I’m not soooo horny
Bro2, bro I’m not just horny I’m quarantine horny