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quake

Originally the name of ID software's first FPS hit that was playable over the internet, now it means 'current version of Quake I'm playing'. Hence oftenly confused with the latest available game in the Quake quadrupology: Quake III : Arena.

With no actual single player, this game is totally focused on (Internet) multiplayer.
Extremely fast-paced, mind-sharpening gameplay, with countless mods available today, making it not only brainless scorewhoring, but some real teamplay mods like CTF and urban terror are available.

With this game, everybody hates noobs, yet everybody is a noob, since you can be called after it for anything that someone else really didn't expect you to do so.
It's an addictive game, people play it for hours straight, all though the night, and after some sleep they will be back online the next morning.

The more people play, the more things they expect from the others, usually resulting in saying stfu noob to them. Many quakers think they're the best, hence everybody who frags them has to be called cheater, lamer, noob, or gets remarks like 'pffffffffffffffffffffffffff' and 'yeah right'. Those appear mostly on the mods which require (hence feature) the most skill, such as Clan Arena and OSP CTF.
People mostly don't say a word when playing the Excessive mod.

Some abbreviation is featured in the Quake3 slang, such as gl, hf, brb, wp, cya, et cetera.
This slang is often echoed back to you by (mostly) people who haven't been around very long. They produce very colourful messages (since it's possible to produce colour text with ^1 ^2 - ^e ^f) and with these messages they try to tell you what they though about their latest frag.

---===== WhAT Da FuCk 000--==---
::::::: Oh My GoD! :::::::
<<<<<<<<< I ON DEFENSE >>>>>>>>>>

btw: These people tend to have very colourful names, too.
cheater *disconnects*
You see, you're not better than me.
bl nf bp
yeah, right
by wuck May 24, 2004
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quakster

That boy is such a quakster.
by Judge Dredd2 April 20, 2009
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when a girl lets out a thunder queef that hits 5.0 on the richter scale
jerry: Was that an earthquake?
krystal: no i jus queefed!!
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Quakered

A term used to describe hard beating. Used often in video games in place of "raped".
Wow that kid just got quakered. Get quakered scrub. Its quaker time.
by Restaurante October 16, 2008
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Quakertown

A town in which there are only two police cars and the rest are undercover, such as the yellow colbolt (TOTAL BAMF). Where friday nights consist of getting baked somewhere within the vicinity of the local shopping plaza, and paying $9 to get a ticket for a movie you don't plan on watching. The education here is SPECFUCKINGTACULAR, i mean nothing beats having a butch dyke as your high school principal. I guess one could sum this town up in just a few words, "worst fucking town in america."
Dan: I live in Quakertown!
Andrew: It's lynching time
by EternalReq December 9, 2008
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quakeawake

A stimulus whip people need to act and react and do what needs to be done on matters that are in dire need of attention/help (welfare, healthcare, education, infrastructure, etc.), before disasters strike (i. e. fires, tsunamis, earthquakes, etc.).
- Why is it that only when some kind of calamity happens, we feel the humanitarian compassion to help others every way we can! Do we really have to wait for a quakeawake to help each other? couldn't it be done on a day to day basis? I think so, don't you?
by Cybercass January 18, 2010
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National Fuck a Can of Quaker Oats and Don't Pull Out Day

Every year on april 13th, you must fuck a can of Quaker Oats and not pull out.
Mike- It's national fuck a can of Quaker oats and don't pull out day

Dave- oh nice
by Professor Oat April 12, 2017
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