The crazed, egotistical and rather perverted sex hound on Family Guy. Almost always trying to spin his game, Quagmire is most commonly known for his star quote: 'Giggety giggety giggety Allllllright!'
Woman: Glen honey, I have a question for you. What do you do for a living?
Quagmire: Hey, I've got a question for you. Why are you still here?
Quagmire: Hey, I've got a question for you. Why are you still here?
by Squirrelykins July 3, 2005
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by dave and cole February 20, 2009
Get the quamelcakes mug.Verb. To quarmay, to completely kill a conversation with a single input that the contributor believes to be funny.
Tom: I banged my girlfriend for ages earlier!
Joe: A bit like me and your mum last night...
*Awkward pause*
Elliot: No. You quarmayed it.
Joe: A bit like me and your mum last night...
*Awkward pause*
Elliot: No. You quarmayed it.
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Quagmire: How old are you?
Girl: 16.
Quagmire: 18? You're first. Giggedy-giggedy-giggedy!
Peter: I felt guilty about not giving Lois an anniversary present.
Quagmire: I felt guilty once, but she woke up at 11:30.
Cleveland: That reminds me of an episode of Cheers.
Quagmire: I don't remember it. Tuesdays in the 80s I was always in bed by 8, and home by 11. Oh, yeah!
Quagmire: How old are you?
Girl: 16.
Quagmire: 18? You're first. Giggedy-giggedy-giggedy!
Peter: I felt guilty about not giving Lois an anniversary present.
Quagmire: I felt guilty once, but she woke up at 11:30.
Cleveland: That reminds me of an episode of Cheers.
Quagmire: I don't remember it. Tuesdays in the 80s I was always in bed by 8, and home by 11. Oh, yeah!
by GuidoPosse69 January 9, 2005
Get the Quagmire mug.The person charged with the duties of Commander In Chief who single handedly inserts military action with an indefinate end into situations of certain prolonged demise, created as a direct result of intentionally failed intelligence, and further as a substitute for actual depth of character, real integrity, courageous valour, and integral honesty, all the while inspiring hatred, bigotry, ineptitude, cronyism, and international terrorism through his own example.
George W.M.D. Bush aka "Captain Quagmire" doesn't remember studying Vietnam in his history classes, nor does he remember living through it, but he doesn't care, he's the President of Florida!
"MISSION ACCOMPLISHED" -May 2nd 2003
"MISSION ACCOMPLISHED" -May 2nd 2003
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"Dean! Who's this dean?"
"A friend"
"I got no qualms with that"
"Dean! Who's this dean?"
"A friend"
"I got no qualms with that"
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