Kleenex & Q-Tips

Kleenex & Q-Tips are what you hand someone who needs to clean himself up after finally extracting his head from his ass.

Roger in procurement finally put in the order for that equipment we have been asking for to increase production for the last 8 months.

Did you get him some Kleenex & Q-Tips? He's had his head up his ass since he first started working here, and it looks like he's finally seen the light of day.

by Kahoki February 1, 2009

Q-tipping

self-penetration, as with a hermaphrodite, or a man penetrating his own anus with his penis.

"Man, q-tipping is just not the same as man-to-man sex. sucks dude."

by coed computer party March 6, 2008

qtip.burgers

the magnificent tik toker that goes by the same name is a yttd account and often is considered funny or the opposite where some people discriminate against their love for the also wonderful alice yabusame.

example 1: hey, did you see qtip.burgers new video? "no who tf is that?" a very cool person who you should know by now

example 2: i love alice yabusame! yeah but have you met qtip.burgers? they REALLY love alice yabusame.

by thebestlolz February 17, 2022

QTIP (Quick Touch in Public)

An ass or boob grab of a significant other or close companion, which happens so quickly that knowledge of the incident is exclusive to the two parties involved. As such, a QTIP cannot be classified as PDA.

Note that it is acceptable to yell aloud "QTIP!" and then proceed to initiate a QTIP. Also note that it is not acceptable to QTIP a complete stranger.

"Ugh, I really want to make out with you right now, but you know I don't like PDA"
"How about a QTIP (Quick Touch in Public)?"

by Grabestone October 2, 2012

qtip

Arizona slang for an elderly person, usually a snow bird. Recognizable by the cotton on the top and stick body.

Old person who cannot drive for shit.

Damn dude, you almost got ran over by the qtip in the Cadillac.

by Ken Gman March 5, 2008

Dirty Qtip

When a guy has anal sex with a woman and pulls his penis out and sticks it in his partners ear.

My ears need cleaned so bad....I think I am in need of a Dirty Qtip.

by Cadillac Steve November 15, 2009

QTipping

1)the act of swabbing out your ear with a QTip
2)Quail tipping; the act of pushing over a quail

-Cameron was QTipping his ears earlier.

-You guys want to get trashed and go QTipping this weekend?!

by Hanners D March 6, 2008