muzzle puzzled

The confused and calm feeling an animal (especially a canine) has after its muzzled.

My dog was rambunctious. I muzzled him and he was simply muzzle puzzled, like it didn't know what happened and what he could have possible done wrong.

by Ereck Flowers November 23, 2018

piss persistent porn puzzle

used for someone or something believed to be the worst person or thing possible

“Benjie is such a piss persistent porn puzzle”

by fitty with titties May 21, 2021

Pizzler

Woman urinating while blowing man

A "Pizzler" is when a woman squats on the ground and urinates, she holds the legs of the man for balance as he stands in front of her and she blows him.

by Sophie-John October 18, 2008

Puzzle piece

Sleeping in the head to foot position in/on a bed or couch with a friend. This position is to avoid looking gay and also to avoid the awkward overnight arm throw.

Yeah bro, Nic and Calvin had to Puzzle piece at Jareds.

by Cornbreadbrown April 15, 2011

puzzle

The most boring thing you could ever do.

We could do a puzzle!

Yeah but we could also shoot ourselves in the face, but we're not going to do that either.

by whatevers clever March 5, 2011

Puzzletown Malicia

A group of kids in Hollidaysburg, PA that think they are the best thing that has ever happened to the earth. The initiation is a gang bang. There are a few girls that went along with it. One from Duncansville, PA & another from East Freedom, McKee, PA. They ho's.

Billy: Man I shouldn't have participated in the Puzzletown Malicia initiation gang bang last night, I think I caught something.

Tyler: Yeah man me too.

Steve-O: I think maybe I did too.

Billy: Oh well dudes, lets go get some weed & crack & maybe shoot up.

Tyler & Steve-O: Hell yeah!

by crckxcityxrckin99 December 25, 2009

Puzzle

A collection of pieces as in pieces of shit. Collective noun for a group of pieces.

"hey look at that puzzle rockin eyebrow piecing's and bleached tips".

by puppet_master September 9, 2010