air purifier

A device designed to improve indoor air quality by removing contaminants in the air.

Person 1: Dude, you broke your air purifier.
Jack: I thought I had to purify it.

by Overall1728 September 22, 2023

Legal Purity

The obsessive enforcement of a singular, "uncorrupted" vision of legal process or principle, often at the expense of practical justice or mercy. It manifests as a refusal to accept plea bargains ("a pure trial or nothing"), dismissing valid cases over minor procedural technicalities, or attacking colleagues for "impure" reasoning that deviates from ideological orthodoxy. The legally pure prioritize the sanctity of their ideal system over the system's function in resolving real-world conflicts, creating a sterile, perfect, and often cruel bureaucracy.

Example: "The prosecutor's legal purity was infamous. He'd rather lose a case than offer a deal, calling plea bargains 'a contaminant of true justice.' He once had a key murder weapon suppressed because the warrant used the wrong shade of blue ink, declaring 'procedural purity is more important than a verdict.' The victims' families called him a monster with a law degree."

by AbzuInExile January 31, 2026

Scientific Purity

The obsessive focus on methodological rigor and ideological alignment within science to the point of expelling or silencing legitimate questions that come from "impure" sources or use unconventional approaches. It values the aesthetic of correctness—peer review, specific jargon, institutional affiliation—over the messy, sometimes heretical, process of discovery. It's the bureaucratization of wonder.

Example: "The journal's scientific purity board rejected the groundbreaking paper because the researcher was an amateur without a PhD, and he'd used a homemade apparatus. The data was solid, but the provenance wasn't pure. They prioritized credentialism over the cultivation of knowledge."

by AbzuInExile January 31, 2026

Atheistic Purity

The policing of atheist and secular communities to expel any member or idea deemed "impure"—like those who find value in religious ritual, engage with theology seriously, or advocate for coalition-building with moderate believers. It creates a orthodoxy where atheism must be militant, anti-theist, and devoid of any spiritual language, punishing deviation as "cultural Christianity" or "apostasy."

Example: "The online forum enforced atheistic purity. A member was banned for saying she enjoyed meditation at a Buddhist temple for the peace it brought. The mods declared her a 'spiritualist contaminant' and purged her posts. Their community wasn't about free thought; it was about ideological hygiene."

by AbzuInExile January 31, 2026

Antitheistic Purity

The enforcement of a militant, confrontational style as the only "pure" form of unbelief. It demands constant, public ridicule of religion, rejecting any secular strategy that involves diplomacy, quiet dissent, or shared social projects with believers as "collaboration with the enemy." Purity is measured in decibels and insults, not in the coherence of one's arguments.

Example: "The group enforced antitheistic purity. When a member suggested working with religious charities on a homelessness project, he was accused of 'appeasement' and kicked out. To them, purity meant never letting a moment pass without vocal contempt, even if it meant helping fewer people. The fight was the point."

by AbzuInExile January 31, 2026

Scientistic Purity

The obsessive enforcement of ideological and methodological conformity within scientific communities. It focuses on rooting out “contamination” from non-approved ideas (e.g., philosophy), rival disciplines, or socially “impure” motivations, often through gatekeeping and moral panics about credibility.

Scientistic Purity Example: A grant committee rejecting a cross-disciplinary project blending neuroscience and contemplative traditions because it’s “tainted by spiritualism.” The pursuit of methodological purity (“real science”) overrides potential innovation, protecting the tribe’s borders more than pursuing knowledge.

by Abzugal February 8, 2026

Mother Fucking Lower Moreland Purified Water

A Philladelphian slang word for the kids from the suburbs in Pennsylvania who only drink purified water, because they’re too snobby for spicket water, which they call sink water. Also called MFLMPW

Mother Fucking Lower Moreland Purified Waters are pathetic

by slingshot.aj July 16, 2019