1. noun one who is a fit less-than-middle-aged white man who is speedwalking
2. verb the act of cream puffing
3. noun a parent that coddles their children into becoming cream puffs
2. verb the act of cream puffing
3. noun a parent that coddles their children into becoming cream puffs
by TheRealCreamPuffer July 14, 2018

Damn you hear about Mike he was blowing cocaine up his old lady's ass and she farted so hard that she blew the straw out her ass and gave him a Panama Puffer.
by Maximus881 March 2, 2023

by crazyhairstyler71@gmail.com December 14, 2019

Someone that you get loaded with and leads you to believe that y’all are gonna get high and get laid but they just do all your drugs and leave when there all gone.
by Rev. Nick the Dick March 12, 2023

“Yooo! I went to Dave’s place the other day and he’s totally a reese’s puffer! Rabbit turds everywhere!”
by Mtimes4 June 28, 2020

by pretty sexy kid July 18, 2007
