Petter puffer

Rick and Mike are Petter puffers for sure.

by crazyhairstyler71@gmail.com December 14, 2019

Flag

cream puffer

1. noun one who is a fit less-than-middle-aged white man who is speedwalking
2. verb the act of cream puffing
3. noun a parent that coddles their children into becoming cream puffs

KD: You cream puffer!
LV: Excuse me?

by TheRealCreamPuffer July 14, 2018

Flag

Get the cream puffer mug.

Reese’s Puffer

Someone who smokes bunny poop.

“Yooo! I went to Dave’s place the other day and he’s totally a reese’s puffer! Rabbit turds everywhere!”

by Mtimes4 June 29, 2020

Flag

Get the Reese’s Puffer mug.

Puddle Puffer

Someone that you get loaded with and leads you to believe that y’all are gonna get high and get laid but they just do all your drugs and leave when there all gone.

Lance Is coming over to party but he’s such a puddle puffer. We get high but I never get laid!

by Rev. Nick the Dick March 12, 2023

Flag

Get the Puddle Puffer mug.