nanner puddin' 

banana pudding. This is the colloquial pronunciation used in southwestern Virginia and other southern areas. It is such a delicious confection that it can cause spiritual awakenings

Maggie made some bomb ass nanner puddin' that made Anthony convulse with joy. God bless 'Merica.

nanner puddin' by Maggie's Crew July 6, 2014

Mississippi Puddin Punch

1) The act of fisting a woman's vagina to the point of drawing blood

2) The act of breaking/rupturing of a woman's vagina through close-hand fisting.

3) Related to the Mississippi Chocolate Puddin Punch which is when a man or woman gets fisted (at least wrist deep) in the anus.

Because Joe Jackson had given Michelle Obama the Mississippi Puddin Punch the night before, their morning coitus ritual was ruined.

Rinsing the blood from his hand, Joe Jackson stood disgusted with the consequence of administering the Mississippi Puddin Punch to Michelle's vagina.

Mississippi Puddin Punch by deaddognotizzy October 15, 2009

White Puddin' 

A highly offensive, derogatory term that can be likened to white trash or trailer trash.

Used to retort against the insult of "Your mother", better known as "Yo mama". Like "Yo mama", it's most often used when you can't think of anything better to say. However, you can also use the term to describe a person.

Person 1: Yo mama!
Person 2: Yo, shut yo face, you stupid cracka! Yo mama's White Puddin'!

Person 1: Geez, have you seen Mandy today?
Person 2: Oh yeah, she looks like such a White Puddin'!

White Puddin' by Kimbodia January 15, 2007

Prime puddin 

a butt that is firm and sculpted yet retains a jiggle and bounce

My girl like to work out, she has that prime puddin.

Prime puddin by Azilezer May 31, 2019

andy pandy puddin pie kiss the girls make them cry 

Save it for the sensis

Hey Andy pandy puddin pie kiss the girls make them cry

andy pandy puddin pie kiss the girls make them cry by BL2Z3 June 7, 2019

bloomer puddin 

Sticky substance that oozes from one's vaginia after sex and collects in the crotch of her panties.

When she got home late last night, Sara's husband inspected her underwear for "bloomer puddin'".

bloomer puddin by Preston Travis Fitzgerald May 20, 2007

Banana puddin

Code for sex. A discrete way to suggest a romp without alerting any innocents.

As in: My banana - your puddin

or, Your banana - my puddin

Girl: Do you like banana puddin? (do you wanna go fuck?)

Boy: Definitely (yes)

*Quietly sneak away

Banana puddin by SZfiftyfour July 7, 2011