Prostate Farm

What you get when you merge the insurance of Progressive, All State, and State Farm.

Guy: "What's your insurance plan?"
Guy 2: I have a prostate farm."

by HawaiiPDX March 9, 2021

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Potate

Potate: (verb) to potatoize.

an item that has been given the likeness or properties of a potato.

antonym of pickling

That bread has been made potate, making it potato bread. Someone has brought it to a potate state.

by Polyp_Pseudonym March 25, 2021

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prostatenozzle

An object that is inserted towards the prostate. The practice of toxic masculinity being expressed so corrosively they must be experiencing an unpleasant placement of the prostatenozzle.

Wow, that brah is a real prostatenozzle. Did you see when he mansplained golf to me.

by Yep716 May 16, 2021

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1) a. The "god" of prostates (as hailed by both men and women-- yes, we all have this gland; cf. JNCI) or the god-like providence of such an erogenous gland. b. The protector god of anal pleasure. c. The protector bunny-god of LGBTQ or Alternaqueer communities.

2) a. The figurative OMG moment during prostate stimulation, typical during anal sex, when his/her Holy Spirit can be felt best. b. Via prostate stimulation, the spiritual, existential or ecstatically all-encompassing feeling of pleasure, eye-rolling chills, and of life being worthwhile and having meaningful purpose.

3) Tu'er Shen (Chinese: ???, The Leveret Spirit) or Tu Shen (Chinese: ??, The Rabbit God), is a Chinese deity who manages the love and sex between homosexual men. His name literally means "rabbit deity" (cf. Wikipedia)

"...prone before the prostate god, I discovered the all-powerful P-Spot"

"Now, after many years of practice, and with the help of technological advancements, I can feel the presence of the prostate god even in public!"

by Karuṇā November 28, 2015

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Veterinary Prostate Exam

When one penetrates their woman from behind (doggy style), one slips a cheeky finger into the anus. This results in involuntary bliss. One might call this a veterinary prostate exam.

I gave your mum a veterinary prostate exam!

by Animal Doctor: Who? September 19, 2020

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