prostitot

Pre-teen girl who often has not yet entered puberty or just entered puberty who dresses in revealing clothing. Easily recognized by short skirts and camisoles with chest pads; often accompanies by ugly pre-teen "skater" boys. Enjoy spenging long hours at the movie theater.

Have you seen JoJo's video for Leave, she is such a prostitot!

by Mojojoyo September 1, 2008

prostitute pimp-slap

the art of receiving oral sex and right before you blow your load you pull out a twenty dollar bill, nut on it and then proceed to slap it to the side of the slut's head, leaving a sticky, but financially rewarding result.

This bitch last night did such a good job blowin' me, i gave her the prostitute pimp-slap.

by akhlys December 29, 2008

prostitooter

a prostitute that farts in the presents of her clients.

I was in Amsterdam last week and I ended up with a prostitooter, the stench was awful.

by Deniz & Hike January 18, 2008

prostitute

A prostitute is someone who will love you no matter who you are or what you look like

Chef, what's a prostitute?

by Anonymous June 13, 2003

Prostitute

Someone who will love you, no matter who you are or what you look like.

Sometimes a man needs to be with a woman. But sometimes, when the loving is over, the woman just wants to talk and talk and talk and talk.

That's not why you pay a prostitute, no you don't pay for her to stay you pay for her to leave afterwards.

That's why I pays a lot for prostitutes!

by dark289 April 14, 2009

prostipated

the inability to urinate.
to not be able to pass urine.
no pee pee.

If you can't poop, you're constipated.
If you can't pee, you must be prostipated.

by blubbergoats January 22, 2008

hug prostitute

A prostitute who rather than selling sex and things like that, sells hugs.

Depending on how good the hug prostitute is at providing their service, you may have to pay rather a lot for a good hugging session.

Some hug prostitutes run special offers where they come up to you in the street and ask if you'd like a one-off free hug.

One of the only forms of legal prostitution is hug prostitution.

If you don't pay a hug prostitute after you are satisfied hug-wise, they attack you.

Hug prostitute: I'll spoon you for the night but it'll cost you £100.

by Zelda199 February 19, 2007