Woke Privilege

A state of amplified self righteousness, achieved though an unconscious desire to identify with oppressed cultural groups, that justifies snap public judgments of strangers based upon the superficial content of their everyday speech.

Eben had always been somewhat tactless, but getting an A in his women's literature course enabled the full realization of his woke privilege.

by Flipflop Mojo February 26, 2021

girlfriend privilege

A privilege a girl or woman attains by committing to a formal relationship with another person. Similiarly, there are boyfriend privileges.

Example 1:

Anna: Can you drive me to the airport this Tuseday? I have a meeting in New York.

Joe: Sorry, my project is due Wednesday. I know we're having sex but putting you ahead of that is a girlfriend privilege.

Example 2:

Joe: Pardon my pushingness, but would you like to engage in a sexual act in the very perimiters of this sanitary facility?

Anna: Sorry, that's a boyfriend privilege

by JonahB December 6, 2011

Male privilege

Doesn't exist in the west. Female privilege however deffinatly does.

Feminist: male privilege
Man: no
Feminist: that's sexism
*Man gets fired from current job*

by anonymous April 2, 2021

yellow privilege

when a yellow person gets treated really well just because they're yellow, and it goes unnoticed by everyone but the yellow person

don't check my yellow privilege, because this is my moment

by keligraphyyy August 25, 2018

colored privilege

To demand special employment or social status based on race or ethnicity even when it's discriminatory or illegal

I'm going to use my colored privilege to get a job and this company because they have a hiring quote for Latin Americans.

by ScaredToDeathofRacism January 13, 2016

Height Privilege

The idea that being taller than someone benefits you in some unexplained and unearned way and that discriminating against short people is totally acceptable. The reason used to justify pretty much any level of height supremacy, as long as it is coming from people of shorter stature.

You only got picked before me in basketball because of height privilege.

by ChaseHimself January 19, 2015

Woke privilege

Used to describe people who are woke liberally and left-wing minded that insist and bully people of minority cultures that don't follow their agenda.

She had so much woke privilege that she had to remind me that I was black so I couldn't vote for the candidate I wished to vote for.

by Sane2020 November 1, 2020