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Prehistoric Emo

a style and way of being that seemlessly meshes the clothing and attitude of a video game geek and an unhappy suburbanite. Catagorized by Chuck Taylors, sweater vests and wacktastical hair. Also occasionally a member of the awesome mode of style. Often closely related to post-cyber hipster attitude and dress.
That Dan kid is so prehistoric emo.
by Brekke February 29, 2008
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prematated

(adj) Describing an object, person, or situation that is ill-formed, damaged, or just plain messed up.

Likely from "premature" + "mutated".

First known occurrence in common parlance: January 1987, Atlanta, GA.
"Don't be smokin' crack and drinkin' 'cause you'll have them prematated babies."

"I can't believe she's wearing the dress that her mother made to prom--it's totally prematated."

"She was really kind of pretty until she got that botched facelift, and now she looks all prematated."
by clevtrou July 2, 2009
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Pregman

a Pregman is a man who's beerbelly is so big that he looks like a pregnant woman.
This phenomena can also happen in conjunction with manboobs.
John: Hey Frank, you really should stop drinking, you look like a pregman.

Frank: I know, I can hardly see my john thomas anymore.
by Lolo85 June 19, 2010
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Premature Ejaculotion

1. When your hand lotion (or any lotion) explodes before you are ready to use it.

2. When lotion squirts out of the pump in an unexpected and undesired location.
1. Person: Fuck, my hand lotion is all over the inside of my bag - talk about premature ejaculotion.

2. Person: Eff, there is ejaculotion all over the floor, where is a towel?
by KC Royals November 30, 2011
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Premature Evacuation

Having to get off the toilet faster than desired because one of your young children has to use the potty.
I was a victim of premature evacuation because Timmy needed to use the potty.
by Daddydef February 20, 2015
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Preheated to 450°

Fire, lit, dope, cool, awsome, heated, etc.
This new Logic song is preheated to 450°.
Are you good dude? You look preheated to 450°.
by zackduuh September 17, 2017
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premature ejaculation

Usually you cannot control it, its when a woman is someone you think is hot and she does something sexually arousing like spanking her ass, then you just let it go uncontrollabley.
Hot Girl: Hey y'all!

Boy: Damnit I had premature ejaculation.
by premature ejaculation happens September 8, 2009
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