peener

an extremely annoying small person, usually a male with brown hair

hey that serve was out!
ugh. he's such a peener

by tennischicas April 26, 2011

preen

Shortened name for a pre-teen who is especially annoying or pre-teenish. Or can mean any pre-teen in general.

Middle schoolers are generally all preens.

by J. Walt October 28, 2007

preen-up

An agreement that is signed prior to marriage where your fiancee/fiance agrees to keep up their physical appearance after you are married.

Looks like the hubby is sportin' a beer belly should have signed a preen-up, girlfriend!

Dude, your wife used to be a hottie now she is NOTtie...hope you signed a preen-up!

by Tiffwit April 13, 2010

peener

A small, weak, and soft penis.

That guy is a peener or that guy has a peener.

by The greatest penis fucker December 20, 2009

High-peeness

High peeness refers to Happiness in a sexual way. i.e. the erected state of the male genitals.

What do I want in life? High-peeness, just like everyone else.

by BigDickDan February 5, 2005

peener skull

an offensive term used to descibe the penis head

Hey, Chad you gay little fuck get over here an suck my peener skull. NOW!

by Bray 'n Clay February 26, 2004

prenecrophilia

Having sex with someone with a mortal wound, esp. using the wound as the insertion point.

Since she wasn't quite dead yet, it was only prenecrophilia.

by Efindare December 15, 2008