When one's just desserts are dished out even before the meal's begun. Similar to the Western concept of getting beaten to the punch. Although people who experience preemptive karma feel like dolts, they are actually highly evolved beings whose true desire is to do no others harm.
by maximo hudson January 25, 2009
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Why They Wanna Pree on Me - Cleopatra
Smiling back when they pree - Drake
Y pree? Y pree? - Millionz
Dem ah pree me - Burna Boy
Bombaclat they wanna pree me - Sneakbo
Pree man suh - Busy Signal
Smiling back when they pree - Drake
Y pree? Y pree? - Millionz
Dem ah pree me - Burna Boy
Bombaclat they wanna pree me - Sneakbo
Pree man suh - Busy Signal
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A certain kind of marijuana that gets you higher then most others. In many cases it would likely be covered in crystals and smell almost like a skunk.
-"Come smoke a bowl..I got the preems!"
-Burnout #1 "Whoah..that shit stinks dude"
Burnout #2 "I know..it's the preems!"
-Took two hits of the preems and I was right toasted!
-Burnout #1 "Whoah..that shit stinks dude"
Burnout #2 "I know..it's the preems!"
-Took two hits of the preems and I was right toasted!
by NorthernLights2 July 1, 2008
Get the the preems mug.The practise, usually employed by sexually insecure males around men they suspect may be homosexual, of firmly establishing their heterosexuality even before it was called into question.
Dale: Nice hat, John.
John: Yeah, thanks, my wife bought it for me. She's a girl. With tits and everything. Mmmm, tits.
Dale: No need for the preemptive gay strike, dude. You're so not my type.
John: Hmph.
John: Yeah, thanks, my wife bought it for me. She's a girl. With tits and everything. Mmmm, tits.
Dale: No need for the preemptive gay strike, dude. You're so not my type.
John: Hmph.
by jwgrooves August 17, 2010
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Guy 15 seconds into watching '10 minutes of Hitler saying 'Nein!''
Guy: Oh my God, this video is awesome! *preemptive like*
*1 minute later*
Guy: This is so boring...
Guy: Oh my God, this video is awesome! *preemptive like*
*1 minute later*
Guy: This is so boring...
by Riot man October 14, 2011
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by funnyfrog3 June 21, 2011
Get the Preesh mug.1.) Similar to premature ejaculation, but occurring even sooner.
2.) Jerking off to calm down before meeting up with a girl.
2.) Jerking off to calm down before meeting up with a girl.
1.) Bob was so horny, he preemptively ejaculated at first base.
2.) Preemptive ejaculation will keep you from doing something stupid on your first date with Brandy.
2.) Preemptive ejaculation will keep you from doing something stupid on your first date with Brandy.
by daveroust August 17, 2011
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