never preached

To tell the truth.

Debra: It's a long walk around Biltmore Estates. I'm glad I wore my sneakers.
Candace: You ain't never preached before in your life.

Josh: It's a blessing that Hillary wasn't elected.
Caleb: Son, you ain't never preached before in your life.

by myspecialmagic November 12, 2016

Keyboard Preacher

Often found in the comments section of forums and especially YouTube. A Keyboard Preacher is an individual who espouses religious and god related material. The preaching is more often than not completely unrelated to the conversation at hand.

Keyboard Preachers often talk about nothing other than god and religion and feel compelled to share their religion with others regardless of whether their audience cares or not. Keyboard Preachers will often cite scriptures and verses from the bible.

Example of Keyboard Preacher

Comment: "Joe Biden is completely inept at his job"

Keyboard Preacher: "everyone will kneel before Jesus Christ and all tongues will confess to come unto the lord"

Commenter: Nobody cares. Quit being a Keyboard preacher

by Momo Kawashima July 22, 2021

Peak Album Preacher

When someone listens to the most popular album by a band, so he/she thinks they are a fan and tell everyone that the band is the greatest.

Adam: OMG just listened to Nevermind by Nirvana. They are the best band everrr I'm gonna call everyone and tell them to download this.

Me: Dont listen to Adam, he's just a peak album preacher, he's never heard any of Nirvanas old stuff.

by Rvince May 31, 2009

preacher zone

A mindset a person enters once he or she's been preaching for a while. The Preacher Zone is categorized by a complete absorption with the sermon being given (which often involves fire-and-brimstone imagery) and by a coldness of manner towards any individual listener (since the speaker is focused on the congregation as a whole).A mindset a person enters once he or she's been preaching for a while. The Preacher Zone is categorized by a complete absorption with the sermon being given (which often involves fire-and-brimstone imagery) and by a coldness of manner towards any individual listener (since the speaker is focused on the congregation as a whole).

Once we heard that the televangelist had made some ignorant remarks, we knew that he had entered the preacher zone

by WontonSoup November 29, 2014

preacher zone

A mindset a person enters once he or she's been preaching for a while. The Preacher Zone is categorized by a complete absorption with the sermon being given (which often involves fire-and-brimstone imagery) and by a coldness of manner towards any individual listener (since the speaker is focused on the congregation as a whole).A mindset a person enters once he or she's been preaching for a while. The Preacher Zone is categorized by a complete absorption with the sermon being given (which often involves fire-and-brimstone imagery) and by a coldness of manner towards any individual listener (since the speaker is focused on the congregation as a whole).

Once we heard that the televangelist had made some ignorant remarks, we knew that he had entered the preacher zone

by WontonSoup November 29, 2014

Preacher

An intermediate level sexual maneuver that is invoked during lengthy cunnilingus. When the 'eater's' neck gets tired, they used their hands to hold up their head in a praying sort of manner. The side benefit to this position is that the pinky fingers can be used to push the labia lips aside if the woman is well endowed in that area - that is, push the meat curtains aside.

"Man, I was eating box so long last night that I had to use the preacher. Eventually she squirted, but my neck muscles are sore today. Thank god for the preacher move."

by motorboater77 November 26, 2016

Conformist Preacher

People who go off ranting about how everyone should conform to a certain religion, government, economic structure, or culture and society. They will often judge you for going against the government, a corporation, an organized religion or cultural behaviors. These are often times teachers. They go off instead of teaching students to think for themselves, they teach them crap that is approved by someones standards.

I had this one conselor who was such a conformist preacher. She never taught me to stick up for myself, but just to accept other people "authority". Like I asked her for advise on how to deal with a pushy older cousin, and she told me that she is older than me, and I need to accept her authority, PERIOD.

Christian Apologists are such Conformist preachers too. They go out and criticize anyone who does not follow in their leaders theological system. And then they claim that their theological system is better by some form of bible thumping.

This teacher is such a conformist preacher. She punished me, despite the fact I did nothing wrong. Only because they are under the impression that thats just the way it is, and I could get in trouble for that.

by Jerry1341 May 16, 2010