Possum Head

A persons bad haircut mixed with dirty, flat, spiked and greasy hair. Bed Head The hair looks like a dead possum that's been run over by large trucks Road Kill a couple hundred times.

Dan came to work again with Possum Head. Hey Possum Head, when are you going to wash your hair?

by Curtis C June 26, 2006

Wood Possum

An animal typically found inhabiting basements, garages, and other locations typically associated with motor driven machines. Signs of a wood possum infestation include but are not limited to: tins of Grizz, 2-liters of Diet Mountain Dew, and empty bottles of Jeremiah Weed.

The Wood Possum was spotted in his natural habitat reading Pirate4x4.com and contributing to the Ford discussions.

by ShadyC January 28, 2008

potluck

A dinner where all attendees bring one dish to collectively make a complete meal.
This only works if all participants bring a dish. Not to be confused with a 'dinner party' where the host cooks the complete meal.

Bringing 'wine' to a potluck dinner doesn't count, you should BYOB to any event regardless. Yes, showing up to a Potluck dinner without a delicious food item to share makes you a douchebag.

Marcie: I'm so excited for tomorrow's potluck dinner! I spent hours at the market picking out all my fresh ingredients and I'm making my sauce completely from scratch with herbs I've been growing myself for months. Oh, and I raised, slaughtered and plucked the chicken I'm using myself too.
Linus: What's Charlie Brown bringing to tomorrow's potluck?
Peppermint Patty: I think he said he was just bringing a bottle of wine.
Linus: What a douche, that's such a cop-out.

by SillyEm January 29, 2014

Green Day posuer

someone who claims to be a green day fan, but only owns american idiot, and EVEN SO only listens to tracks 1, 3, 4 and 11.(american idiot, holiday, blvd. of broken dreams, and wake me up when sept. ends) also thinks that american idiot was green day's first cd. can not recognize billie without eyeliner, black hair or a tie(and do not know that he is MARRIED). if you are a real green day fan, it is EXTREAMLY difficult to prevent yourself from chewing these people out, screaming at them, or bitch slapping them. you just sit there and you eye twitches.

{acctual converstion between me and my longtime friend}

Green Day posuer{Lesya}: aaaah! green day is so great! i love them!
Green Day fan{Me}: ohmagosh! no way! you two? i love them so much! i'm obsessed! my favorite's kerplunk. you?
L: ? huH?
M: ... uhm..... ok, i figured out how to play king for a day! wanna hear?
L: uhmmm... what now?
M: .... do you like are we the waiting..??
L: uuuhhh... o wait! yea, i heard taht one like twise! i really only like listen to american idiot, blvd of broken dreams, you know.
M: ... *twitch*twitch... i am trying /really/ hard not to hate you right now, lesya.... {internally growls}

by mrs.dirnt April 28, 2006

hardcore potluck

A contemporary spin on an old-fashioned potluck in which contests, themes, and other craziness is added to make the event more interesting.

Matt is having a hardcore potluck at his place, sweet!

by AM October 7, 2005

sushi potluck

When a lesbian couple see a female that they have both had sexual relations with at different times.

Kathy and Laura are a married lesbian couple, and they see Jennifer at the mall.

Kathy says "See that girl over there, I used to hit that"
Laura says "What, I dated her for like three weeks...I cant believe we had a sushi potluck with Jennifer"

by Vagiggles February 26, 2014

Hindrocket Postulate

As the wingnuttiness of a crowd increases, the likelihood that they will be unintentionally homoerotic increases exponentially.

You: Hey, why are all those anti-tax nutjobs talking about teabagging? I didn't know that they like getting their balls sucked.

Me: They don't, they just happened to choose a gay sex act as the name of their movement.

You: Oh, I guess that's just the Hindrocket Postulate at work.

by Earl2 April 10, 2009