sick puppets

a fun craft activity for men wherein the individual crafts a sock puppet, masturbates into it until completion, then dries to be displayed as a fun and whimsical statue either in the common room or local art galleries.

It's raining out. I think I may make a few sick puppets and kill two birds with one stone.

Wonderful looking sick puppet. Very sturdy! That has got to be at least a weeks build up!

Sick Puppet showing at 8:00pm. Liquor in the front, porker in the rear, $5 admission.

I think the artist was influenced by a lot of bare backing twincest in this siamese sick puppet piece.

by Celviano February 7, 2014

Master Of Puppets

Metallica's third album. Said to be their greatest, it is in fact overrated by critics who know nothing. Any real fan will tell you great as it may be, it is by far inferior to 'Ride The Lightning' (Metallica's second album).

A: Ah, Master Of Puppets, a complete masterpiece, greatest of the Metallica albums...

B: You are obviously a Guitar Hero Fan. Anyone who liked metal before GH3 came out will tell you 'Ride The Lightning' is better.

by Subjesus August 17, 2010

master of puppets

the song is about DAVE MUSTAINES drug addiction. if you dont know who mustaine is, youre an idiot.

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black sabbath created metal, metallica perfected it.

MetallicA was god
they are the metalligod that failed,
since they suck now
ITS SAD BUT TRUE

by MetallilbangeR April 5, 2005

Poppet

When a person hiccups, it is social etiquette to say "Poppet". In a similar manner to saying "Bless you" after a sneeze.

An idea first used by Avisha Patel and her mum during the summer of 2008.

Louise: *hiccup*
Avisha: Poppet!

by GrannyP May 25, 2011

puppetshow

1. An event that is more show than substance.
2. A simple task that is confounded by problems

1. The meeting was a puppetshow.
2. Getting this meeting arranged was a real puppetshow.

by Paul McGrath February 24, 2004

Poop Poppers

Slang for prunes, or dried plumbs. Or the act of eating prunes. So named because they look like little turds, they make you think of turds, and you have to shit after eating too many of them.

When you go down the the grocery store, make sure you pickup some poop poppers before you leave.

by enginewut December 12, 2010

meat puppets

1)Penises 2) to play meat puppets 3) An 80's punk band.

The members of NAMBLA like to play meat puppets with little boys.

by Jolly Roger March 15, 2004