Poopache

When you have a sharp pain in your lower region because you need to poop.

"Man after I ate that huge burrito I had a massive poopache. It took an hour on the toilet to clear THAT up"

by Heptagon July 17, 2016

poopability

Opurtunity or chance to poop.

thats your last poopability ( last chance for taking a good shit for a while.

by calama February 6, 2017

pompay

Toot up butt

I love pompay.

by Dornish November 18, 2017

Poopanic

The immediate sense of dread when you've already begun the process of defecation and you notice insufficient toilet paper for the deed intended.

I dropped my trousers and sat down, only to look at the roll and instantly felt poopanic.

by MoonlightOps August 13, 2019

poopaplegic

Someone who has sat on the toilet browsing the internet on their phone for so long that their legs no longer work properly.

I took a 40 minute shit yesterday and feel over when I stood up because I had beome a poopaplegic

by Sexystavros October 22, 2020

poopakuto

A funny name meant in a fabulously poopy way.

I love cup poopakuto.

by Cup Poopakuto April 22, 2021

Poopa on a FUPA

When you poop on a FUPA. (Fat Uper Pubic Area).

I got totally wasted last night, I did a Poopa on a FUPA to Mary Kate last night!

by FUPAman123456789 January 10, 2022