cuddle puddle

A group of people cuddling en masse, usually to comfort each other or express mutual friendship. Sometimes associated with raves and use of the drug Ecstasy; however, G-rated cuddle puddles can form in other situations.

Lisa's friends offered her so many hugs that everyone formed a cuddle puddle in the den.

by Ingeborg S. Nordén May 13, 2006

PoodleCorp

Another band of DDoS hackers that think they're cool and edgy by taking down various gaming networks.

Jack: Hey James, the Overwatch servers are down.
James: What do you know, it's PoodleCorp
Jack: Just another group of stupid DDoS kiddies.

by Mr. Smeef August 8, 2016

Pink Paddle Boat

To perform oral sex on a woman. Specifically in a fashion to make her fall madly for you due to your 'paddle boating' skills.

Your Friend: "Why is she still obsessed with you even though you broke up 3 months ago?"

You: "I gave her the pink paddle boat before we had sex for the first time. It kept her coming back for more."

by zanderiv April 6, 2010

Paddle and Peach

Usually a response to a question used to describe how something or someone is.
When something is great, good, okay, fine.

Instead of:

Sophie: Hows things?

Ellen: Things are good thanks.
It is:

Sophie: Hows things?

Ellen: It's all paddle and peach!

by Sophiee. :) February 19, 2009

lithuanian love puddle

The Lithuanian Love Puddle is where you have sex with a woman and she leaves a really big wet patch, like bigger than normal. It's called 'Lithuanian' because women from that region love sex, any way, anytime, in any hole and usually leave a massive wet patch behind!

Sammy, I took that girl I met back to my place last night and I ended up giving her the love thrust whilst she was sitting on my kitchen bench. Anyway the next morning I got up and she had left a "Lithuanian Love Puddle" all over the kitchen floor. Lucky I cleaned it up before the dog did hey!

by JohnnyBad October 28, 2013

Piddle

V. To look like you are doing something for multiple hours, while accomplishing absolutely nothing.

Johny piddled around in the sink all day, but the dishes are still dirty.

by Doctorwheauxdat April 19, 2011

Puddle of Fuck

1. A puddle of semen.
2. One who is rather large and acting like an asshole.
3. A piece of shit.

"That guy just cut me off, what a Puddle of Fuck!!!"

by WTFIceman July 26, 2008