Penis popper

Anyone who masturbates with frequency and urgency.

"I'm the penis popper, popping my penis all day. I'm the penis popper, popping my penis my way."

by Dos Hanglos September 9, 2003

shitty penis popper

a shitty penis popper occures when while a girl recieving anal sex has to take a shit but the man giving anal does not abide to her wishes and stops what he is doing. in doing this he urinates inside her ass hole and sofens the feces so that when the man takes his dick out shit a explodes in an uncontrolable excretion of the waste. horrid and unexplainable occurance lays waste to all who stand infront of it. this horrible event has also been known to mentaly scar and mame all involved. and beware.

Jim: Yo jeff wheres Dave?
Jeff: He had a shitty penis popper last night with shelly.
Jim: OMG Did he survive?
Jeff: Ya, the medics made it just in time but now hes in a mental instatution, but shelly didn't make it.

by tmac jmillzz February 13, 2009

Fart Popper

Person that is popping farts all the time

Dammit Ross, stop being such a fart popper!

by Molly Stong January 9, 2010

pickle popper

The display of one's semi erect junk out the window of a volkswagon passat.

Steve, "Joe, perform your famous pickle popper trick."

Joe, "No way, this ain't no Passat!"

Steve, "Fine, simply pinwheel or wave steak you stubborn bastard"

by Job Pilson August 8, 2008

titty poppers

when all of a sudden you get really cold and you happen to not be wearing a bra, you nipples (or tittys in this case) POP! they show through clothes and you see people walking down the street with two dots where their boobs are suppose to be

I was walking down the street when I saw this woman with giant titty poppers!

by oooohhhlala June 13, 2010

Jalepeño Popper

Cooking with jalepeños and not getting all the juice off your hands, then later that night fingering a woman. It makes her curl up in a ball and just want to die. It's basically like setting her vagina on fire.

John: Dude, last night I accidentally gave Emma a jalepeño popper.

Justin: Oh man, no way! Did she cry? That must have burned so bad!

by Clever Girl February 11, 2013

Princeton Popper

When some body loses their butt hole virginity.

Dude I totally gave Natalie the old Princeton Popper

by Eric Hines December 13, 2012