plank

Posting up on a object while lying completely flat (like a plank of wood).

Dude, you won't plank that police car!

by Planking Professional July 9, 2011

planking

extreme lying down.

>->o

this is planking

by Quebexicans October 8, 2011

planking

Lying face down, stiff as a plank, in a public place and taking a photo.

I took a photo of him planking on a bridge.

by McMarina June 9, 2011

plank

a longboard

Bro #1: dude check out my longboard

Bro #2: that plank is sick as hell

by OxfordOfficialDictionary September 20, 2010

Planked

When someone gets knocked out

OMG DID YA'LL SEE THAT FIGHT WHERE THAT KID GOT PLANKED

by $NEEZE February 14, 2019

planking

Planking was invented in 2009 by Paige Wilson of Stockton, Ca. "Weston ranch". It was popularized by the social group, "hipsters".

Damn son, you be planking?
You be planking it more than Paige Wilson.

by itgetsthehoseagain September 24, 2011

planking

A stupid "sport" invented by Australians, it involves lying on your stomach while holding a plank form. This is often attempted in dangerous places to prove that this lame sport is not so lame. A few people have died, yet people still go crazy for this "sport".

Kangaroo Australian: Hey lets go planking on dangerous things.

Koala Australian: Planking? You mean that stupid "sport" that Australians do where they lie on their stomachs and lay on weird things?

Kangaroo Australian: Yes, that "sport"

by SweatyBallSack June 9, 2011