pity party

A party you throw for yourself after something bad has happened to you.

After Donny broke up with me I threw myself a little pity party with some vodka.

by Sheila Serio September 30, 2004

pity

The chief export of Mr. T.

Me:I made out with a fat chick.
Mr.T:I pity the fool
Me: points at self
Mr.T:Nods head

by Jobez September 1, 2008

pity add

The act of adding someone you don't know on MySpace or Friendster because you feel bad for them and don't want to be mean.

"I have no clue who that guy is, he was a pity add."

by Spiffers December 21, 2005

i pity the fool!

Mr. T's Catchphrase. Very popular in the 1980's!

I pity the fool that messes with my van!

by EgillAnd May 13, 2005

pity party

is when someone wants somebody to feel sorry for them

Sometimes looking for a pity party makes you feel worse.

by Gerard Irick June 4, 2010

pithy

Pithy = concise, to the point.

Most politicans are not pithy - politicans by their nature usually can not keep their comments concise or to the point. Most voters would appreciate political leaders who could get their points across in a concise forceful way - without alot of bloviating - keeping it pithy !

by WET CARGO BOY April 17, 2006

Pilly Willy

When one has consumed too many ecstasy pills and therefore an erection cannot be achieved, resulting in no craic-at-all flaccidness.

''Sorry Charlene, I took way too many yokes in Club Hell tonight, just cant get it up, fuckin Pilly Willy.''

''You and YOUR PILLS!!''

by Martin Lynn February 6, 2014