Pity Flirt

A hot yet kindhearted guy/girl who genuinely acts interested in the least attractive people in the room to make them feel better.

Man, that girl was scary ugly. You're such a pity flirt.

by Neesied69 September 20, 2011

Mosh Pity

The feeling you have for an unsuccessful Metal Musician whom has clung to Metal, Oversized Concert Shirts and Long Hair after age 30 and has grown fatter and more sad with each passing year.

"Wow, Me and the one other guy at this show have some serious Mosh Pity for that guitarist hiding the beachball under his NAPALM DEATH shirt."

by rusty nailder April 21, 2010

pity party

A party you throw for yourself after something bad has happened to you.

After Donny broke up with me I threw myself a little pity party with some vodka.

by Sheila Serio September 30, 2004

pity

The chief export of Mr. T.

Me:I made out with a fat chick.
Mr.T:I pity the fool
Me: points at self
Mr.T:Nods head

by Jobez September 1, 2008

pity add

The act of adding someone you don't know on MySpace or Friendster because you feel bad for them and don't want to be mean.

"I have no clue who that guy is, he was a pity add."

by Spiffers December 21, 2005

i pity the fool!

Mr. T's Catchphrase. Very popular in the 1980's!

I pity the fool that messes with my van!

by EgillAnd May 13, 2005

pity party

is when someone wants somebody to feel sorry for them

Sometimes looking for a pity party makes you feel worse.

by Gerard Irick June 4, 2010