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Hocus Potus

A stupid, ignorant, narcissistic, self centered, egotistical shithead who got voted in as the President of the United States of America
Donald Trump is the 45th Hocus Potus...
by @TruffleButter00 February 13, 2017
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POTUS

(noun) A word that sounds really dirty but isn't.
Son: Clinton was a real POTUS.
Mother: WHAT DID YOU SAY?
Son: It's an abbreviation kind of like NASA.
Mother. Oh. Well, don't let grandma hear you say it.
by Whore of Babylon September 27, 2005
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photoshop

1. (noun) - A computer program that allows you to edit and manipulate different qualities of a picture.

2. (verb) - To digitally manipulate a picture in order to make it look different from the original one.

Photoshop is useful in many ways. It is often quite difficult to tell the difference between an authentic picture and a photo-shopped picture (one that has been digitally manipulated).
She will photoshop your yearbook picture to get rid of all that hideous acne.

I will use Photoshop to make my enemy look fat.

The photo-shopped picture makes the woman look pregnant.

That picture looks like it's been photo-shopped.
by CRLLLLLL January 18, 2010
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Photis

Greek homo who takes his shirt off at every party.
Dude dont pull a photis at this party.
by yomommag October 26, 2011
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Photoshop

Photo-manipulating software created by the photo-Gods. A very handy and useful program.
Mike: Dude who is that?!

Matt: That's me. I photoshopped around a bit.

Mike: NICE!
by Fatty Pops December 14, 2010
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photoschnapped

A picture that has been photoshopped by someone who was bribed to do it with some Schnapps
I got about 20 pics photoschnapped before the guy got sick on his keyboard.
by ToeCutter January 28, 2005
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Photistic

Like Autistic but with a camera.

The individual it describes believes they are quite the photographer but are really just challenged...
Joels new hobby sure makes him sound Photistic
by Anon................. October 26, 2008
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