Harry Pology and the Philosophers Stology 

The study of Harry Potter majoring in the Philosophers Stone

I have a lecture in Harry Pology and the Philosophers Stology, right after my seminar in beast rape

Harry Pology and the Philosophers Stology by Dave/skitch June 24, 2009

I have a philosophical question 

A preface to some form of obscenity.

"I have a philosophical question... is autofellatio gayer than masturbation?"

I have a philosophical question by Koios November 3, 2008

Philosophix 

This is a type of drink created by an amazingly intelligent and grammatically correct Danish girl. It has a very special and deep meaning and relates to an alcoholic beverage. The ingredients are as follows:

6 Litres of peach ice tea
4 bottles of white wine
2 Litres of vodka

After having a Philosophix one could say they were "philisophixed" last night relating to the state of drunkeness of someone.

Philosophix by 1Stubbles March 5, 2011

Philosophication 

The act of getting beyond a point of normal conversation, conversation that can either trip you out or make you confused but at the same time makes you feel like you actually know what your talking about until reality sets back in.

I was getting down on some philosophication when I realized after the conversation I had no idea what the fuck I was talking about.

Philosophication by BJskits January 17, 2011

philosophorgasm 

Great excitement due to the understanding of a philosophical term, a school, a book, an article or alike.

Great excitement due to the flirting proximity of a cute philosopher. Alternatively known as brain and down there tickles.

He has an philosophorgasm whenever the sexy professor talks.

philosophorgasm by The brainy mistress October 4, 2011

philosophical shit 

A piece of fecal matter (usually human) that has gained self-conscience. This leads to the shit asking deep questions of philosophical nature, hence the name. When encountering a philosophical shit, most humans believe that the questions raised by the 'sophical sausage' are of their own desing and come from their own head. It is unknown whether the great philosophers of history were assisted by philosophical shits, or came up with their ideas themselves.

"What am I? Where did I come from? I feel water rushing past me. I am falling now and it's dark. Is this what it's like to die? Is this the afterlife? An endless void where we're forced to contemplate our beliefs and morality for all eternity? Truly a hellish experience."
-Unnamed philosophical shit, circa 1978

philosophical shit by Ziraxis August 24, 2016

Philosophal 

Though it is an incorrect spelling of Philosophical, it is a better spelling of the word.

Yo bro, you want to have a philosophal conversation?

Philosophal by Smart In My Own Way August 20, 2019