Pweef

-noun
1. a fart from a male's urethra, similar to a qweef

2. penisfart

-often used as a negative term for a retard or dumbass

1. Guy 1 "Dude, i just pweefed in class and it sounded like high pitch air being let out of a balloon."
Guy 2 "Haha that's fucking awesome dude!"

2. "Matt you fucking pweef, you just dropped the bong!"

by IanBoulder December 10, 2007

peefer

Joystick or penial shaft used to jack-off.

Mr. Peefer had his joystick removed so he is peefer-less.

by katee March 12, 2004

Peef

A ridiculous American or a ridiculous moustache.Even better, a ridiculous American, sporting a ridiculous tash.
The kind of moustache or human that collects biscuit crumbs, marmite and Guiness froth. Much admired and modelled by the boystown mincers of San Francisco. The Builder from The Village People is a also a prime example. A slightly comedic but ultimately sad indictment of US contemporary culture/society.

-Jaysis- check out the Peef over there-yeh the one who is drinking Guiness by himself- wow! he's even wearing a yellow sweater and extra white trainers.

-yep-thats a Peef alright.

by Horse from IMBRFC May 17, 2006

Pleefus

Adj. To be of the Pleef quality

Man, hes such a Pleefus

by Shabadoo April 29, 2003

Peef

A pork and beef hybrid. It’s what is made after a cow and a pig finish fucking.

“Hey! Want some peef?”
“What the fuck is peef?”

“Hybrid of pork and beef.”
“What the fuck.”

by pablolore1 September 1, 2020

peef

To fart out of a males urethra . Much like a qweef for females....and gasy discharge from their vagina.

Mark it smells so bad, did you just peef?

by nicholianrynamite March 8, 2005

pfeiff

Girl who is similar to a hermit crab.

Wow, look at that pfeiff at that table.

by . May 12, 2003